diff --git a/src/App.vue b/src/App.vue
index 9fca10e..8e521f8 100644
--- a/src/App.vue
+++ b/src/App.vue
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ import Combat from './components/Combat.vue'
 import Header from './components/Header.vue'
 import * as Creatures from '@/game/creatures'
 import * as Items from '@/game/items'
-import { Creature, POV } from '@/game/entity'
+import { Creature } from '@/game/entity'
 import { ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, FemalePronouns, MalePronouns, ImproperNoun } from '@/game/language'
 
 @Component({
@@ -71,7 +71,8 @@ export default class App extends Vue {
 
     const withers = new Creatures.Withers()
     const kenzie = new Creatures.Kenzie()
-    this.combatants = [fighter, withers, wizard, rogue, cleric, kenzie]
+    const cafat = new Creatures.Cafat()
+    this.combatants = [fighter, withers, wizard, rogue, cleric, kenzie, cafat]
   }
 }
 </script>
diff --git a/src/components/ContainerView.vue b/src/components/ContainerView.vue
index ae82792..506ea88 100644
--- a/src/components/ContainerView.vue
+++ b/src/components/ContainerView.vue
@@ -8,7 +8,8 @@
 
 <script lang="ts">
 import { Component, Prop, Vue, Watch, Emit } from 'vue-property-decorator'
-import { Creature, POV } from '@/game/entity'
+import { Creature } from '@/game/entity'
+import { POV } from '@/game/language'
 import { Stats, Stat } from '@/game/combat'
 import { Container } from '@/game/vore'
 
diff --git a/src/components/Statblock.vue b/src/components/Statblock.vue
index 4e6d551..13c71f9 100644
--- a/src/components/Statblock.vue
+++ b/src/components/Statblock.vue
@@ -54,7 +54,8 @@
 
 <script lang="ts">
 import { Component, Prop, Vue, Watch, Emit } from 'vue-property-decorator'
-import { Creature, POV } from '@/game/entity'
+import { Creature } from '@/game/entity'
+import { POV } from '@/game/language'
 import { Stats, Stat, StatIcons, StatDescs, Vigor, VigorIcons, VigorDescs, VoreStatDescs, VoreStatIcons } from '@/game/combat'
 import ContainerView from './ContainerView.vue'
 import tippy, { createSingleton } from 'tippy.js'
diff --git a/src/game/POV.ts b/src/game/POV.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
diff --git a/src/game/combat/actions.ts b/src/game/combat/actions.ts
index 17ea865..4cd563a 100644
--- a/src/game/combat/actions.ts
+++ b/src/game/combat/actions.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { StatTest, StatVigorTest } from './tests'
-import { POVPairArgs, POVPair, DynText, LiveText, TextLike, Verb, PairLine, PairLineArgs } from '../language'
-import { Entity, POV, Creature } from '../entity'
+import { DynText, LiveText, TextLike, Verb, PairLine, PairLineArgs } from '../language'
+import { Entity, Creature } from '../entity'
 import { Damage, DamageFormula, Stat, Vigor, Action } from '../combat'
 import { LogLine, LogLines, LogEntry, CompositeLog } from '../interface'
 import { VoreContainer, Container } from '../vore'
@@ -85,8 +85,6 @@ export class DevourAction extends Action {
 }
 
 export class FeedAction extends Action {
-  private test: StatTest
-
   protected successLine: PairLine<Entity> = (user, target) => new LogLine(
     `${user.name.capital} ${user.name.conjugate(new Verb('feed'))} ${user.pronouns.reflexive} to ${target.name}. `
   )
@@ -114,7 +112,6 @@ export class FeedAction extends Action {
       [new UserDrainedVigorCondition(Vigor.Resolve), new TogetherCondition()]
     )
     this.name += ` (${container.name})`
-    this.test = new StatTest(Stat.Power)
   }
 
   execute (user: Creature, target: Creature): LogEntry {
diff --git a/src/game/combat/effects.ts b/src/game/combat/effects.ts
index 9196236..fbbe797 100644
--- a/src/game/combat/effects.ts
+++ b/src/game/combat/effects.ts
@@ -1,18 +1,18 @@
 import { Creature, POV } from '../entity'
 import { LogEntry, LogLine, FAElem } from '../interface'
 import { Effect } from '../combat'
-import { POVSolo } from '../language'
+import { SoloLine, ToBe } from '../language'
 
 export class InstantKill implements Effect {
-  lines = new POVSolo<Creature>([
-    [[POV.Second], (target: Creature) => new LogLine(`You're killed instantly! `, new FAElem('fas fa-skull'))],
-    [[POV.Third], (target: Creature) => new LogLine(`${target.name.capital} is killed instantly! `, new FAElem('fas fa-skull'))]
-  ])
+  line: SoloLine<Creature> = (victim) => new LogLine(
+    `${victim.name.capital} ${victim.name.conjugate(new ToBe())} killed instantly!`,
+    new FAElem('fas fa-skull')
+  )
 
   name = "Instant Kill"
   desc = "Instantly kills its victim"
   apply (target: Creature): LogEntry {
     target.vigors.Health = Math.min(0, target.vigors.Health)
-    return this.lines.run(target)
+    return this.line(target)
   }
 }
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/cafat.ts b/src/game/creatures/cafat.ts
index 68223e5..d63dbab 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/cafat.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/cafat.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
-import { Creature, POV, Entity } from '../entity'
-import { Stat, Damage, DamageType, Vigor, ConstantDamageFormula } from '../combat'
-import { ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, FemalePronouns, POVPairArgs, Verb } from '../language'
+import { Creature, Entity } from '../entity'
+import { Stat, Damage, DamageType, Vigor, ConstantDamageFormula, Side } from '../combat'
+import { ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, FemalePronouns, POVPairArgs, Verb, POV } from '../language'
 import { VoreType, Stomach, InnerStomach, VoreContainer, NormalContainer, Vore } from '../vore'
 import { LogLine, LogLines, LogEntry, FAElem, CompositeLog, ImgElem } from '../interface'
 import { AttackAction, EatenAction, TransferAction, FeedAction } from '../combat/actions'
@@ -91,6 +91,8 @@ export class Cafat extends Creature {
       [Stat.Charm]: 20
     }, new Set([VoreType.Oral, VoreType.Anal]), new Set([VoreType.Oral, VoreType.Anal]), 150)
 
+    this.side = Side.Monsters
+
     const stomach = new Stomach(this, 100, new Damage(
       { amount: 20, type: DamageType.Acid, target: Vigor.Health },
       { amount: 10, type: DamageType.Crush, target: Vigor.Stamina },
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/kenzie.ts b/src/game/creatures/kenzie.ts
index 638585c..ae6dc32 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/kenzie.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/kenzie.ts
@@ -1,10 +1,8 @@
-import { Creature, POV } from '../entity'
+import { Creature } from '../entity'
 import { ProperNoun, ImproperNoun, FemalePronouns, Verb } from '../language'
-import { VoreType, Stomach, Vore } from '../vore'
-import { Side, Damage, DamageType, Vigor, UniformRandomDamageFormula, ConstantDamageFormula, StatDamageFormula, Stat, VoreStat } from '../combat'
-import { LogLine } from '../interface'
-import { FeedAction, TransferAction, AttackAction } from '../combat/actions'
-import * as Words from '../words'
+import { VoreType, Stomach } from '../vore'
+import { Side, Damage, DamageType, Vigor, StatDamageFormula, Stat, VoreStat } from '../combat'
+import { AttackAction } from '../combat/actions'
 
 export class Kenzie extends Creature {
   title = "Large Lycanroc"
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/player.ts b/src/game/creatures/player.ts
index fc58939..bd58874 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/player.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/player.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-import { Creature, POV } from '../entity'
-import { ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, ImproperNoun } from '../language'
+import { Creature } from '../entity'
+import { ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, ImproperNoun, POV } from '../language'
 import { Stat, Damage, DamageType, Vigor, ConstantDamageFormula } from '../combat'
 import { Stomach, Bowels, VoreType } from '../vore'
 import { AttackAction } from '../combat/actions'
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/withers.ts b/src/game/creatures/withers.ts
index 8204f67..7f17543 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/withers.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/withers.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
-import { Creature, POV } from '../entity'
+import { Creature } from '../entity'
 import { Damage, DamageType, ConstantDamageFormula, Vigor, Side, GroupAction, CombatTest, Stat, DamageFormula, UniformRandomDamageFormula, Action, DamageInstance, StatDamageFormula, VoreStat } from '../combat'
-import { ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs, ProperNoun, FemalePronouns, RandomWord, Adjective, Verb } from '../language'
+import { ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs, ProperNoun, FemalePronouns, RandomWord, Adjective, Verb, POV } from '../language'
 import { LogLine, LogLines, LogEntry, Newline } from '../interface'
 import { VoreType, Stomach, VoreContainer, Vore, NormalContainer, Container } from '../vore'
 import { AttackAction, FeedAction, TransferAction, EatenAction } from '../combat/actions'
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/wolf.ts b/src/game/creatures/wolf.ts
index bcf9111..313b44b 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/wolf.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/wolf.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
-import { Creature, POV, Entity } from '../entity'
+import { Creature, Entity } from '../entity'
 import { Stat, Damage, DamageType, ConstantDamageFormula, Vigor } from '../combat'
-import { MalePronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs } from '../language'
+import { MalePronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs, POV } from '../language'
 import { LogLine, LogLines } from '../interface'
 import { VoreType, Stomach, Bowels } from '../vore'
 import { StatTest } from '../combat/tests'
diff --git a/src/game/entity.ts b/src/game/entity.ts
index f995457..0f172c2 100644
--- a/src/game/entity.ts
+++ b/src/game/entity.ts
@@ -1,11 +1,9 @@
 import { DamageType, Damage, Combatant, Stats, Action, Vigor, VoreStats, VoreStat, Stat, Side, GroupAction, Vigors } from './combat'
-import { Noun, Pronoun, Adjective, ImproperNoun, TextLike } from './language'
+import { Noun, Pronoun, TextLike, POV } from './language'
 import { LogEntry, LogLine } from './interface'
 import { Vore, VoreContainer, VoreType, Container } from './vore'
 import { Item } from './items'
 
-export enum POV {First, Second, Third}
-
 export interface Entity {
     name: Noun;
     pronouns: Pronoun;
diff --git a/src/game/language.ts b/src/game/language.ts
index 27e627e..61364dc 100644
--- a/src/game/language.ts
+++ b/src/game/language.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
-import { Entity, POV } from './entity'
+import { Entity } from './entity'
 import { LogEntry, LogLine } from './interface'
 
+export enum POV {First, Second, Third}
+
 export type SoloLine<T> = (user: T) => LogEntry
 export type SoloLineArgs<T, V> = (user: T, args: V) => LogEntry
 export type PairLine<T> = (user: T, target: T) => LogEntry
@@ -88,6 +90,7 @@ interface WordOptions {
   count: boolean;
   possessive: boolean;
   objective: boolean;
+  perspective: POV;
 }
 
 const emptyConfig: WordOptions = {
@@ -100,7 +103,8 @@ const emptyConfig: WordOptions = {
   proper: false,
   vowel: VowelSound.Default,
   possessive: false,
-  objective: false
+  objective: false,
+  perspective: POV.Third
 }
 
 export type TextLike = { toString: () => string }
@@ -233,6 +237,24 @@ export abstract class Word {
     opts.objective = true
     return this.configure(opts) as this
   }
+
+  get pov1 (): this {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
+    opts.perspective = POV.First
+    return this.configure(opts) as this
+  }
+
+  get pov2 (): this {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
+    opts.perspective = POV.Second
+    return this.configure(opts) as this
+  }
+
+  get pov3 (): this {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
+    opts.perspective = POV.Third
+    return this.configure(opts) as this
+  }
 }
 
 export class RandomWord extends Word {
@@ -329,13 +351,13 @@ export class Noun extends Word {
 
 export class ImproperNoun extends Noun {
   constructor (singularNoun: string, pluralNoun: string = singularNoun, possessiveNoun: string = singularNoun + "'s") {
-    super(singularNoun, pluralNoun, null, { plural: false, allCaps: false, capital: false, proper: false, nounKind: NounKind.Specific, verbKind: VerbKind.Root, vowel: VowelSound.Default, count: true, possessive: false, objective: false })
+    super(singularNoun, pluralNoun, null, { plural: false, allCaps: false, capital: false, proper: false, nounKind: NounKind.Specific, verbKind: VerbKind.Root, vowel: VowelSound.Default, count: true, possessive: false, objective: false, perspective: POV.Third })
   }
 }
 
 export class ProperNoun extends Noun {
   constructor (singularNoun: string) {
-    super(singularNoun, null, null, { plural: false, allCaps: false, capital: false, proper: true, nounKind: NounKind.Specific, verbKind: VerbKind.Root, vowel: VowelSound.Default, count: true, possessive: false, objective: false })
+    super(singularNoun, null, null, { plural: false, allCaps: false, capital: false, proper: true, nounKind: NounKind.Specific, verbKind: VerbKind.Root, vowel: VowelSound.Default, count: true, possessive: false, objective: false, perspective: POV.Third })
   }
 }
 
@@ -391,6 +413,38 @@ export class Verb extends Word {
   }
 }
 
+// this one is obnoxious
+export class ToBe extends Word {
+  configure (opts: WordOptions): Word {
+    return new ToBe(opts)
+  }
+
+  toString (): string {
+    let choice
+
+    if (this.opts.plural) {
+      choice = 'are'
+    }
+    switch (this.opts.perspective) {
+      case POV.First: choice = 'am'; break
+      case POV.Second: choice = 'are'; break
+      case POV.Third: choice = 'is'; break
+    }
+
+    if (this.opt.allCaps) {
+      choice = choice.toUpperCase()
+    } else if (this.opt.capital) {
+      choice = choice.slice(0, 1).toUpperCase() + choice.slice(1)
+    }
+
+    return choice
+  }
+
+  constructor (protected opts: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
+    super(opts)
+  }
+}
+
 interface PronounDict {
     subjective: string;
     objective: string;
@@ -432,26 +486,6 @@ export class Pronoun implements Pluralizable {
   }
 }
 
-export class PronounAsNoun extends Noun {
-  constructor (private pronouns: Pronoun, opt: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
-    super(pronouns.subjective, pronouns.subjective, pronouns.possessive, opt)
-    this.options.nounKind = NounKind.All
-    this.options.plural = true
-  }
-
-  configure (opts: WordOptions): Word {
-    return new PronounAsNoun(this.pronouns, opts)
-  }
-
-  toString (): string {
-    if (this.options.objective) {
-      return new Noun(this.pronouns.objective, this.pronouns.objective, this.pronouns.possessive, this.options).toString()
-    } else {
-      return super.toString()
-    }
-  }
-}
-
 export const MalePronouns = new Pronoun({
   subjective: 'he',
   objective: 'him',
@@ -500,3 +534,33 @@ export const FirstPersonPronouns = new Pronoun({
   possessive: 'my',
   reflexive: 'myself'
 })
+
+export class PronounAsNoun extends Noun {
+  constructor (private pronouns: Pronoun, opt: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
+    super(pronouns.subjective, pronouns.subjective, pronouns.possessive, opt)
+    this.options.nounKind = NounKind.All
+    this.options.plural = true
+  }
+
+  configure (opts: WordOptions): Word {
+    return new PronounAsNoun(this.pronouns, opts)
+  }
+
+  toString (): string {
+    if (this.options.objective) {
+      return new Noun(this.pronouns.objective, this.pronouns.objective, this.pronouns.possessive, this.options).toString()
+    } else {
+      return super.toString()
+    }
+  }
+
+  conjugate (verb: Word): Word {
+    if (this.pronouns === FirstPersonPronouns) {
+      return super.conjugate(verb.pov1)
+    } else if (this.pronouns === SecondPersonPronouns) {
+      return super.conjugate(verb.pov2)
+    } else {
+      return super.conjugate(verb.pov3)
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/game/vore.ts b/src/game/vore.ts
index 8568334..bac07eb 100644
--- a/src/game/vore.ts
+++ b/src/game/vore.ts
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
-import { Mortal, POV } from './entity'
+import { Mortal } from './entity'
 import { Damage, DamageType, Stats, Actionable, Action, Vigor, VoreStats } from './combat'
 import { LogLines, LogEntry, LogLine } from './interface'
-import { Noun, Pronoun, ImproperNoun, POVSolo, TextLike, Verb, SecondPersonPronouns, PronounAsNoun, FirstPersonPronouns, PairLineArgs } from './language'
+import { Noun, Pronoun, ImproperNoun, TextLike, Verb, SecondPersonPronouns, PronounAsNoun, FirstPersonPronouns, PairLineArgs, SoloLine, POV } from './language'
 import { DigestAction, DevourAction, ReleaseAction, StruggleAction } from './combat/actions'
 import * as Words from './words'
 
@@ -56,10 +56,9 @@ export abstract class Vore implements Mortal {
   abstract containers: Array<VoreContainer>;
   abstract otherContainers: Array<Container>;
   destroy (): LogEntry {
-    const lines = new POVSolo<Vore>([
-      [[POV.Second], () => new LogLine('You die!')],
-      [[POV.Third], (target: Vore) => new LogLine(`${target.name.capital} dies!`)]
-    ])
+    const line: SoloLine<Vore> = (victim) => new LogLine(
+      `${victim.name.capital} ${victim.name.conjugate(new Verb('die'))}`
+    )
 
     const released: Array<Vore> = this.containers.flatMap(container => {
       return container.contents.map(prey => {
@@ -79,17 +78,17 @@ export abstract class Vore implements Mortal {
     if (released.length > 0) {
       if (this.containedIn === null) {
         return new LogLines(
-          lines.run(this),
+          line(this),
           new LogLine(names + ` spill out!`)
         )
       } else {
         return new LogLines(
-          lines.run(this),
+          line(this),
           new LogLine(names + ` spill out into ${this.containedIn.owner.name}'s ${this.containedIn.name}!`)
         )
       }
     } else {
-      return lines.run(this)
+      return line(this)
     }
   }
 }