diff --git a/game.js b/game.js
index a2f06af..30969eb 100644
--- a/game.js
+++ b/game.js
@@ -4598,19 +4598,38 @@ function actionTab(e) {
 function showStats() {
   let lines = [];
 
-  if (macro.brutality > 0) {
-    lines.push("Total kills:");
-  } else {
-    lines.push("Total victims:");
-  }
-
   let total = 0;
   for (var key in victims) {
     if (victims.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
-      lines.push(victims[key]["people"] + " " + describe("victim-" + key, null, macro, false));
-      total += victims[key]["people"];
+      if (victims[key]["people"] > 0) {
+        lines.push([
+          victims[key]["people"] + " " + describe("victim-" + key, null, macro, false),
+          victims[key]["people"]
+        ]);
+        total += victims[key]["people"];
+      }
+    }
+  }
+
+  // sort in descending order of kills/victims
+  lines = lines.sort(function(x, y) {
+    if (x[1] == y[1]) {
+      return 0;
+    } else {
+      return x[1] > y[1] ? -1 : 1;
     }
+  });
+
+  lines = lines.map(function(x) {
+    return x[0];
+  });
+
+  if (macro.brutality > 0) {
+    lines.splice(0, 0, "Kills:");
+  } else {
+    lines.insert(0, 0, "Victims:");
   }
+
   lines.push("Total: " + total);
   lines.push(newline);
   update(lines);
diff --git a/recursive-desc.js b/recursive-desc.js
index 6984272..a6461bc 100644
--- a/recursive-desc.js
+++ b/recursive-desc.js
@@ -234,7 +234,7 @@ function defaultAssCrush(container, macro, verbose) {
   if (container.count == 0)
     return "You take a seat. It's good to have a break!";
   else if (isSadistic(macro))
-    return "You lower your heavy ass to the ground, biting you lip as you feel " + container.describe(verbose) + " collapse beneath your massive cheeks. " + (count > 1 ? count + " lives are" : "A life is") + " snuffed out as you settle down, grinding your ass into the remains before slowly rising back up.";
+    return "You lower your heavy ass to the ground, biting your lip as you feel " + container.describe(verbose) + " collapse beneath your massive cheeks. " + (count > 1 ? count + " lives are" : "A life is") + " snuffed out as you settle down, grinding your ass into the remains before slowly rising back up.";
   else if (isFatal(macro))
     return "Your heavy ass obliterates " + container.describe(verbose) + ". ";
   else