From 22360ef698f962dbfc39cf7433f842ff66c89d3d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Fen Dweller Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2018 08:47:45 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Some more player disposal lines --- objects.js | 11 ++++++++++- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/objects.js b/objects.js index 57e2688..93034b1 100644 --- a/objects.js +++ b/objects.js @@ -33,7 +33,16 @@ function Toilet() { if (player.bowels.waste == 0) { lines.push("But nothing happens."); } else { - lines.push("You grunt and clench, squeezing out the remains of your former prey."); + if (player.bowels.waste <= 25) { + lines.push("You grunt and clench, squeezing out the remains of your former prey."); + } else if (player.bowels.waste <= 50) { + lines.push("A crass fart precedes a thick, heavy log of waste. Your intestines strain to force out the heavy heap of shit."); + } else if (player.bowels.waste <= 100) { + lines.push("You barely need to strain to let out your former prey - they're all too eager to flow out, emerging as forearm-thick (and long) logs of scat that crackle as they pile up in the bowl, filling it more than halfway with long-dead prey."); + } else { + lines.push("Your bowels vent an inordinate amount of scat, tailhole opening wide to unleash a bowl-filling heap of your dead prey. You moan and grunt, rippling farts punctuating the swift, steady outflow of chunky shit."); + } + player.bowels.waste = 0; }