'use strict'; /*jshint browser: true*/ var rules = {}; var defaults = {}; function plural(quantity, singular, plural) { return quantity > 1 ? plural : singular; } function getDefault(name) { let tokens = name.split("-"); for (let i=0; i= 1; } function isGory(macro) { return macro.brutality >= 2; } function isSadistic(macro) { return macro.brutality >= 3; } function hasNothing(container, thing, amount) { for (var key in container.contents) { if (container.contents.hasOwnProperty(key)) return false; } return true; } function hasLessThan(container, thing, amount) { if (container.contents.hasOwnProperty(thing)) if (container.contents[thing].count < amount && container.contents[thing].count > 0) return true; return false; } function hasExactly(container, thing, amount) { if (!container.contents.hasOwnProperty(thing) && amount == 0) return true; if (container.contents.hasOwnProperty(thing) && container.contents[thing].count == amount) return true; return false; } function hasOnly(container, things) { if (!hasNothingElse(container, things)) return false; for (var i=0; i areas[thing]) return false; return true; } function describe(action, container, macro, verbose=true, flat=false) { var options = []; for (var i = 0; i < rules[action].length; i++) { if(rules[action][i].test(container,macro)) { options.push(rules[action][i].desc); } } if (flat) { container = flatten(container); } if (options.length > 0 && Math.random() > (1 / (2 + rules[action].length))) { let choice = Math.floor(Math.random() * options.length); return options[choice](container, macro, verbose, flat); } else { return getDefault(action)(container, macro, verbose, flat); } } function describeVictim(action, macro) { return getDefaultVictim(action)(macro); } // DEFAULTS function defaultEat(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You reach down for a delicious treat and grab - oh, nothing."; else return "You scoop up " + container.describe(verbose) + " and swallow " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole."; } function defaultChew(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let pronoun = (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it"); if (container.count == 0) return "You reach down for a delicious treat and grab - oh, nothing."; else if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your greedy fingers gather up " + container.describe(verbose) + ", stuffing " + pronoun + " into your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ". A slow, lazy bite " + macro.biteDesc(true) + " " + pronoun + ", rending flesh, snapping bone, and crushing everything between your savage " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ". You tip back your head and swallow...consigning the gory remains to your roiling gut."; else if (isNonFatal(macro)) return defaultEat(container, macro, verbose, flat); else { return "You scoop up " + container.describe(verbose) + " and " + macro.biteDesc() + " " + pronoun + " with your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ", then swallow them down."; } } function defaultVomit(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You retch, but nothing happens."; } else if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "You gag and lean over, vomiting up " + container.describeSimple(flat) + ". A thick, hissing slurry of molten meat and acid drenches your still-writhing prey, searing flesh and ensuring their wretched, rancid deaths."; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "You retch and vomit up " + container.describeSimple(flat) + ", spewing them out amidst a thick slurry of chyme and leaving them to melt."; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "You vomit up " + container.describeSimple(flat) + ", leaving them to stew in your stomach juices."; } else { return "You hack up " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } } function defaultStomp(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your " + macro.footDesc() + " thumps the ground."; else if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your " + macro.footDesc(false) + " comes down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ", crushing your prey into gore and rubble with ease as your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " shear bone and snap metal."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "You crush " + container.describe(verbose) + " under" + macro.footDesc(false,false,true) + "."; else return "You step on " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } function defaultStompWedge(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 1) { let line = container.describe(verbose); line = line.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + line.slice(1); return line + " is wedged in your " + macro.toeDesc(true); } else { let line = container.describe(verbose); line = line.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + line.slice(1); return line + " are wedged in your " + macro.toeDesc(true); } } function defaultFlexToes(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { if (macro.footShoeWorn) { return "You flex your " + macro.toeNoShoeDesc(true) + " inside your " + macro.footDesc(true) + "."; } else { return "You flex your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + "."; } } else { if (macro.footShoeWorn || macro.footSockWorn) { if (macro.brutality == 0) { return "You clench your " + macro.toeNoShoeDesc(true) + ", grinding them against the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped between your " + macro.footDesc(true) + " and your " + macro.toeOnlyDesc(true) + "."; } else { return "You clench your " + macro.toeNoShoeDesc(true) + ", crushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " between your " + macro.footDesc(true) + " and your " + macro.toeOnlyDesc(true) + "."; } } else { if (macro.brutality == 0) { return "You flex your " + macro.toeNoShoeDesc(true) + ", causing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to tumble out and fall to the ground."; } else { return "You flex and squeeze your " + macro.toeNoShoeDesc(true) + ", crushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " between them."; } } } } function defaultKick(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You swing your mighty " + macro.footDesc() + "..and hit nothing."; else return "You punt " + container.describe(verbose) + ", destroying " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + "."; } function defaultAnalVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You're pretty sure you just sat on a rock."; else return "You sit yourself down on " + container.describe(false) + ". " + (container.count > 1 ? "They slide" : "It slides") + " inside with ease."; } function defaultAssCrush(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let count = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (container.count == 0) return "You take a seat. It's good to have a break!"; else if (isSadistic(macro)) return "You lower your heavy ass to the ground, biting your lip as you feel " + container.describe(verbose) + " collapse beneath your massive cheeks. " + (count > 1 ? count + " lives are" : "A life is") + " snuffed out as you settle down, grinding your ass into the remains before slowly rising back up."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your heavy ass obliterates " + container.describe(verbose) + ". "; else return "You sit on " + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultAssGrind(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You rub your ass on a wall."; } else { return "You grind your ass against " + container.describe(verbose) + ", flattening " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " under your weight."; } } function defaultTailSlap(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "tails swing" : "tail swings") + " to and fro"; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your " + macro.describeTail + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? " tails swing" : " tail swings") + " into " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smashing everything in " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "their" : "its") + " path."; else return "Your " + macro.describeTail + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? " tails slap" : " tail slaps") + " against " + container.describe(verbose) + ", bowling them over."; } function defaultTailVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your drooling tail swings to and fro"; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your tail lunges, maw agape, at " + container.describe(verbose) + ". It scarfs down everything in seconds, gulping forcefully to drag your prey into your sloppy confines."; else return "Your tail lunges, maw agape, at " + container.describe(verbose) + ". It scarfs down everything in a second, gulping forcefully and pulling your prey inside."; } function defaultTailsVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your drooling tails swing to and fro"; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your $COUNT tails lunge, maws agape, at " + container.describe(verbose) + ". They scarf down everything in seconds, gulping forcefully to drag your prey into your sloppy confines."; else return "Your $COUNT tails lunge, maws agape, at " + container.describe(verbose) + ". They scarf down your prey, gulping forcefully and pulling them deep inside."; } function defaultCleavageStuff(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You can't fit anything into your cleavage right now."; else return "You snatch up " + container.describe(verbose) + " and stuff " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " into your cleavage."; } function defaultCleavageCrush(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You grasp your breasts and forcefully squeeze them together."; else if (isSadistic(macro)) return "You grasp your breasts and slowly bring them together, steadily crushing the life from " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped in between - savoring every last pop and crunch as you exterminate your prey."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "You grasp your breasts and forcefully shove them together, crushing the life from " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "You grasp your breasts and forcefully shove them together, crushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; else return "You grasp your breasts and squish them together, smooshing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } function defaultCleavageDrop(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You pull your breasts apart and give them a shake."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "You pull your breasts apart far enough for the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped within to fall out, tumbling to the ground and smashing to bits."; else return "You pull your breasts apart far enough for the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped within to fall out."; } function defaultCleavageAbsorb(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return defaultCleavageCrush(container, macro, verbose, flat); else return "Your squeeze your breasts together, swiftly absorbing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your chest."; } function defaultBreastCrush(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your thump your breasts against the ground."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your heavy breasts obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + ". "; else return "You smoosh " + container.describe(verbose) + " with your breasts."; } function defaultBreastVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "It'd be pretty hot to stick someone in your breasts. Shame you can't right now."; else return "Your nipples envelop " + container.describe(verbose) + ", pulling them into your breasts. "; } function defaultBreastMilk(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You squeeze your breasts, coaxing out $VOLUME of warm, creamy milk that splatters on the ground."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "You squeeze your breasts, coaxing out $VOLUME of warm, creamy milk that floods " + container.describe(verbose) + " in an unstoppable wave of white."; else return "You squeeze your breasts, coaxing out $VOLUME of warm, creamy milk that floods " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } function defaultUnbirth(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You grab " + (macro.victimsHuman ? new Human(1).describe(verbose) : new Person(1).describe(verbose)) + " and grind them against your slit...but they won't fit."; else return "You gasp as you slide " + container.describe(verbose) + " up your slit. "; } function defaultSheathStuff(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You grab a " + (macro.victimsHuman ? new Human(1).describe(verbose) : new Person(1).describe(verbose)) + " and grind them against your sheath-slit...but they won't fit."; else return "You pluck " + container.describe(verbose) + " from the ground and slip them into your musky sheath."; } function defaultForeskinStuff(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You grab a " + (macro.victimsHuman ? new Human(1).describe(verbose) : new Person(1).describe(verbose)) + " and grind them against your foreskin...but they won't fit."; else return "You pluck " + container.describe(verbose) + " from the ground and slip them into your musky foreskin."; } function defaultBreastToy(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count > 0) { return "You smush your breasts together, squeezing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " between the heavy mounds."; } else { return "You smush your breasts together."; } } function defaultSlitToy(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count > 0) { return "You slip your fingers into your snatch, teasing yourself and pushing the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within a little deeper."; } else { return "Your slp your fingers into your snatch and tease yourself."; } } function defaultSheathToy(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count > 0) { if (macro.orgasm) { return "You stroke your spurting cock, then reach down to give your sheath a firm squeeze. Anything within has been ground away to nothingness by the force of your orgasm."; } else if (macro.arousal < 25) { return "You grip your soft sheath and give it a squeeze, feeling " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within rub against your " + macro.describeDick + "."; } else if (macro.arousal < 75) { return "You grip your swelling sheath and squeeze, feeling " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within grind against your " + macro.describeDick + "."; } else if (macro.arousal < 150) { return "You run your fingers down your " + macro.describeDick + " and grip your sheath, squeezing it to feel " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " being smothered against the musky walls by your throbbing cock."; } else { return "Trembling with your impending orgasm, your fingers play over your sheath, feeling " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within rub against your " + macro.describeDick + "."; } } else { if (macro.orgasm) { return "You stroke your spurting cock, then reach down to give your sheath a firm squeeze. Anything within has been ground away to nothingness by the force of your orgasm."; } else if (macro.arousal < 25) { return "You grip your soft sheath and give it a squeeze."; } else if (macro.arousal < 75) { return "You grip your swelling sheath and squeeze."; } else if (macro.arousal < 150) { return "You run your fingers down your " + macro.describeDick + " and grip your sheath, squeezing it gently."; } else { return "Trembling with your impending orgasm, your fingers play over your sheath."; } } } function defaultSheathClench(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You squeeze your sheath."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "You squeeze your packed sheath, reducing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to a gory paste that slickens your throbbing shaft."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your fingers run over your packed sheath, squeezing on the " + macro.describeDick + " within and smashing " + container.describeSimple(flat); else return "Your squeeze your sheath, pushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " out of your sheath."; } function defaultSheathCrush(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your orgasm causes your " + macro.describeDick + " to swell and surge."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "Your powerful orgasm causes your throbbing " + macro.describeDick + " to swell and crush the life from everything in your sheath, reducing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to a gory paste that slickens your spurting shaft."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your orgasm causes your " + macro.describeDick + " to throb and swell, smashing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped in your musky sheath."; else return "Your orgasm causes your " + macro.describeDick + " to swell, squeezing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " out from your sheath."; } function defaultSheathAbsorb(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count > 0) return "You grip your sheath and give it a firm squeeze, abruptly absorbing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your musky body."; else return defaultSheathToy(container, macro, verbose, flat); } function defaultForeskinToy(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count > 0) { if (macro.orgasm) { return "You stroke your spurting cock. Anything within your foreskin has been ground away to nothingness by the force of your orgasm."; } else if (macro.arousal < 25) { return "You slip your fingers into your sheath and give your shaft a squeeze, feeling " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within rub against your " + macro.describeDick + " cock."; } else if (macro.arousal < 75) { return "You grip your swelling cock and squeeze, feeling " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " between your " + macro.describeDick + " and your foreskin."; } else if (macro.arousal < 150) { return "You run your fingers down your " + macro.describeDick + ", squeezing it to feel " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " being smothered against your throbbing cock."; } else { return "Trembling with your impending orgasm, your fingers play over your taut foreskin, feeling " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within rub against your " + macro.describeDick + " cock."; } } else { if (macro.orgasm) { return "You stroke your spurting cock. Anything within your foreskin has been ground away to nothingness by the force of your orgasm."; } else if (macro.arousal < 25) { return "You grip your soft foreskin and give it a squeeze."; } else if (macro.arousal < 75) { return "You grip your swelling cock and squeeze."; } else if (macro.arousal < 150) { return "You run your fingers over your " + macro.describeDick + " and grip your taut foreskin, squeezing it gently."; } else { return "Trembling with your impending orgasm, your fingers play over your shaft."; } } } function defaultForeskinClench(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You squeeze your foreskin."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "You squeeze your foreskin, reducing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to a gory paste that slickens your throbbing shaft."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your fingers run over your packed foreskin, squeezing on the " + macro.describeDick + " within and smashing " + container.describeSimple(flat); else return "Your squeeze your foreskin, pushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " out of your foreskin."; } function defaultForeskinCrush(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your orgasm causes your " + macro.describeDick + " to swell and surge."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "Your powerful orgasm causes your throbbing " + macro.describeDick + " to swell and crush the life from everything in your foreskin, reducing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to a gory paste that slickens your spurting shaft."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your orgasm causes your " + macro.describeDick + " to throb and swell, smashing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped in your musky foreskin."; else return "Your orgasm causes your " + macro.describeDick + " to swell, squeezing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " out from your foreskin."; } function defaultForeskinAbsorb(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count > 0) return "You grip your cock and give it a firm squeeze, abruptly absorbing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your musky foreskin."; else return defaultForeskinToy(container, macro, verbose, flat); } function defaultCockVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You grab " + (macro.victimsHuman ? new Human(1).describe(verbose) : new Person(1).describe(verbose)) + " and grind them against your cock...but they won't fit."; else return "You stuff " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your throbbing shaft, forcing them down to your heavy balls."; } function defaultCockslap(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your " + macro.describeDick + " swings through the air. Lewd!"; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your swaying " + macro.describeDick + " crushes " + container.describe(verbose) + ". "; else return "You smack " + container.describe(verbose) + " with your " + macro.describeDick + "."; } function defaultBallSmother(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You rest your heavy balls on the ground."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your weighty balls spread over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", drowning them in musk."; else return "Your weighty balls spread over " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } function defaultMaleSpurt(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your " + macro.describeDick + " spews $VOLUME of bitter precum."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your " + macro.describeDick + " spurts out bitter precum, drowning " + container.describe(verbose) + " in $VOLUME of slick musky fluid."; else return "Your " + macro.describeDick + " spurts precum, splooging " + container.describe(verbose) + " in $VOLUME of slick musky fluid."; } function defaultMaleOrgasm(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your " + macro.describeDick + " spurts, gushing out a $VOLUME glob of cum."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " erupts, obliterating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a $VOLUME-torrent of cum."; else return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " spews a thick rope of seed, splooging " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a $VOLUME-torrent of cum."; } function defaultFemaleSpurt(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your moist slit splatters $VOLUME of slick juices."; else if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your dripping slit splatters $VOLUME of your intoxicating juices, dissolving " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your moist slit splatters $VOLUME of slick juices, drowning " + container.describe(verbose) + " in your building lust."; else return "Your moist slit splatters $VOLUME of slick juices, splooging " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } function defaultFemaleOrgasm(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "Your moist slit gushes $VOLUME of slick femcum."; else if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your quivering slit sprays $VOLUME of your intoxicating femcum, dissolving " + container.describe(verbose) + " in an unstoppable torrent of deadly lust."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your moist slit sprays $VOLUME of slick femcum, obliterating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a torrent of nectar."; else return "Your moist slit sprays $VOLUME of slick femcum, splooging " + container.describe(verbose) + " as you swoon with orgasmic lust."; } function defaultGrind(container, macro, verbose, flat) { var mid = isFatal(macro) ? ", smashing them apart" : ", using them as a toy"; var end = macro.arousalEnabled ? " to fuel your lust." : "."; var desc = container.count > 0 ? container.describe(verbose) + mid + end : "the ground."; if (macro.maleParts && macro.femaleParts) { return "You grind your " + macro.describeDick + " cock and " + macro.describeVagina + " slit against " + desc; } else if (macro.maleParts && !macro.femaleParts) { return "You grind your " + macro.describeDick + " shaft against " + desc; } else if (!macro.maleParts && macro.femaleParts) { return "You grind your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit against " + desc; } else { return "You grind your hips against " + desc; } } function defaultPouchStuff(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You grab " + (macro.victimsHuman ? new Human(1).describe(verbose) : new Person(1).describe(verbose)) + " and stuff them against your pouch...but they won't fit!"; else return "You grab " + container.describe(verbose) + " and stuff " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " into your pouch."; } function defaultPouchRub(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You rub your empty pouch."; else return "You rub your bulging pouch, feeling at " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped within."; } function defaultPouchEat(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "There's nothing in your pouch!"; else return "You snatch " + container.describe(verbose) + " from your pouch and shove " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " down your gullet!"; } function defaultPouchAbsorb(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "There's nothing in your pouch!"; else return "Your pouch flattens as it absorbs " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultSoulVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "No souls here."; else return "You open your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + " and inhale, ripping the souls from " + container.describe(verbose) + " and dragging them down deep inside."; } function defaultSoulAbsorbPaw(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (container.count == 0) return "Your " + macro.footDesc() + " thumps against the ground"; else if (sum == 0) return "Your " + macro.footDesc() + " slams down on " + container.describe(verbose) + "...but there aren't any souls within!"; else return "Your " + macro.footDesc() + " slams down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smashing them to pieces and absorbing " + sum + (sum == 1 ? " soul" : " souls") + " into your pads."; } function defaultPawStench(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Horrific miasma flows from your " + macro.footDesc(true)+ ", the corrsoive fumes reducing " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " to charred flesh as they wash over " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Vile fumes waft from your " + macro.footDesc(true) + " , choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your stinky " + macro.footDesc(true) + " overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultAssStench(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Rancid fumes from your ass sear the flesh of " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " as they wash over " + container.describeSimple(flat) + ", corroding everything in their path."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Vile miasma from your bitter ass snuffs out " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + ", suffocating them in your stench."; else return "Your stinky butt sickens " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultPissStench(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Waves of corrosive fumes waft from your piss, the toxic cloud liquefying the flesh of " + (sum > 1 ? numberRough(sum,"of") + " people" : "a person") + " as it dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Vile fumes waft from your piss, choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your stinky piss overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultScatStench(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "A rancid miasma spews from your shit - a thick, choking avalanche of toxic vapors that reduce " + (sum > 1 ? numberRough(sum,"of") + " people" : "a person") + " to nothing but bones as it melts " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Vile fumes waft from your scat, choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your stinky scat overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultMaleSpurtMusk(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Waves of corrosive musk waft from your precum, the bitter cloud liquefying the flesh of " + (sum > 1 ? numberRough(sum,"of") + " people" : "a person") + " as it dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Powerful musk wafts from your precum, choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your musky precum overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultFemaleSpurtMusk(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Waves of corrosive musk waft from your precum, the bitter cloud liquefying the flesh of " + (sum > 1 ? numberRough(sum,"of") + " people" : "a person") + " as it dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Powerful musk wafts from your precum, choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your musky precum overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultMaleOrgasmMusk(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Waves of corrosive musk waft from your cum, the bitter cloud liquefying the flesh of " + (sum > 1 ? numberRough(sum,"of") + " people" : "a person") + " as it dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Powerful musk wafts from your cum, choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your musky cum overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultFemaleOrgasmMusk(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Waves of corrosive musk waft from your cum, the bitter cloud liquefying the flesh of " + (sum > 1 ? numberRough(sum,"of") + " people" : "a person") + " as it dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Powerful musk wafts from your cum, choking the life from " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people." : "a person."); else return "Your musky cum overwhelms " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " people" : "a person") + " with your scent!"; } function defaultBelch(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (container.count == 0) return "An ominous groan precedes a crass belch."; if (isSadistic(macro)) return "A disgusting torrent of gas erupts from your rancid stomach, the vile green gale stopping hearts and burning flesh as it annihilates " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "A rancid belch flows from your " + macro.jawDesc(verbose) + ", corroding " + container.describe(verbose) + " with your vile fumes."; else return "You let out a loud burp, blowing over " + container.describe(verbose) + "!"; } function defaultFart(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (container.count == 0) return "An ominous groan precedes a loud, pungent fart."; if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your intestines snarl and lurch, expelling a powerful jet of utterly rancid stench from your bitter ass. The plume gushes over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", ending " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " lives" : "a life") + " and annihilating everything in its path."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "An ominous groan precedes a loud, pungent fart, corroding " + container.describe(verbose) + " with truly vile vapors."; else return "You let out a crass fart, blowing over " + container.describe(verbose) + "!"; } function defaultStomach(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your churning guts crushes your prey into a gory paste, annihilating " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " and reducing everything to rancid chyme."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "Your caustic stomach grinds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to a gory pulp."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your stomach gurgles as it digests " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; else return "Your stomach groans and abosrbs " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } function defaultTail(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your " + macro.tailDesc + " " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "clench" : "clenches") + ", crushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into unrecognizable paste."; else if (isGory(macro)) return "Your fatal " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "tails crush " : "tail crushes ") + container.describeSimple(flat) + " to a gory pulp."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "tails gurgles as they digest " : "tail gurgles as it digests ") + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; else return "Your " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "tails groan and absorb " : "tail groans and absorbs ") + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } function defaultTailToStomach(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "tails clench" : "tail clenches") + ", squeezing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your gurgling stomach."; else return "Your " + (macro.tailCount > 1 ? "tails squeeze" : "tail squeezes") + " " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your belly."; } function defaultBowels(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your rancid bowels clench and churn, crushing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into a paste of gore and rubble - and then swiftly absorbing everything."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your bowels churn as they melt down " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " and absorb them into your body"; else return "Your bowels churn as they absorb " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultBowelsToStomach(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your bowels clench, forcing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your roiling, caustic stomach."; else return "Your bowels clench, squeezing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your belly."; } function defaultWomb(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your womb squeezes and dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + ", turning them into $VOLUME of slick femcum."; else return "Your womb squeezes as it absorbs " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultBalls(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your balls slosh as they digest " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into $VOLUME of cum"; else return "Your balls slosh as they absorb " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultBreasts(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isFatal(macro) && macro.lactationEnabled) return "Your breasts grrgle as they digest " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into $VOLUME of milk"; else return "Your breasts slosh as they absorb " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultBladder(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { let fatalities = get_living_prey(container.sum()); let line = "Your bladder swells as " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " are dissolved in your acrid piss, digesting them down to $VOLUME of fresh urine"; if (fatalities > 0) { line += " " + (fatalities > 1 ? fatalities + " lives are" : "a life is") + " snuffed out by the horrific yellow tide, corroded and annihilated amongst the unbearable stench of urine."; } return line; } else if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your bladder swells as it dissolves " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into $VOLUME of acrid piss"; else return "Your bladder squeezes as it absorbs " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultSoulDigest(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); switch(macro.soulVoreType) { case "release": return (sum > 1 ? sum + " souls escape" : "A soul escapes") + " your depths."; case "body": return "Your body claims " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " souls" : "a soul") + ", imprisoning " + (sum > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " in your body for good."; case "oblivion": return "Energy washes through your depths as you annihilate " + (sum > 1 ? sum + " souls" : "a soul") + ", crushing " + (sum > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " into nothingness."; } } function defaultWings(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isSadistic(macro)) return "Your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings slacken as the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " within melts into a slurry of meat and wreckage."; if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings squeeze tightly as they absorb " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your body"; else return "Your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings squeeze as they absorb " + container.describeSimple(flat); } function defaultWingsToStomach(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isFatal(macro)) return "Your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings clench, forcing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " deeper and into your stomach."; else return "Your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings squeeze " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your belly."; } function defaultWearShoe(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You slip on your " + macro.shoeDesc(true,false) + "."; } else { return "You slip on your " + macro.shoeDesc(true,false) + ", " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " wriggling against " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped within!"; } } function defaultRemoveShoe(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You pull off your " + macro.shoeDesc(true,false) + "."; } else { return "You pull off your " + macro.shoeDesc(true,false) + ", " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " rubbing against " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " on the way out."; } } function defaultWearSock(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You slip on your " + macro.sockDesc(true,false) + "."; } else { return "You slip on your " + macro.sockDesc(true,false) + ", " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " grinding against " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped in the cotton tube!"; } } function defaultRemoveSock(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You pull off your " + macro.sockDesc(true,false) + ". Cool air washes over your " + macro.toeOnlyDesc(true); } else { return "You pull off your " + macro.sockDesc(true,false) + ", leaving " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped at the bottom."; } } function defaultStuffShoe(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You don't have anything to stuff into your " + macro.shoeDesc(true) + "."; } else { return "You grab " + container.describe(verbose) + " and stuff " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " into your " + macro.shoeDesc(true) + "!"; } } function defaultStuffSock(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You don't have anything to stuff into your " + macro.sockDesc(true) + "."; } else { return "You grab " + container.describe(verbose) + " and stuff " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " into your " + macro.sockDesc(true) + "!"; } } function defaultDumpShoe(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "Your " + macro.shoeDesc(true) + " are empty, silly."; } else { return "You shake out your " + macro.shoeDesc(true) + ", dumping " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " onto the ground."; } } function defaultDumpSock(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You don't have anything to stuff into your " + macro.sockDesc(true) + "."; } else { return "You turn your " + macro.shoeDesc(true) + " inside-out, dumping " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " onto the ground."; } } function defaultPiss(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (macro.maleParts) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeDick + "."; } else if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of hot, rancid piss erupts from your " + macro.describeDick + ", inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a disgusting tide of yellow death." } else { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeDick + ", spraying down " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a shower of golden, musky fluid."; } } else if (macro.femaleParts) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit."; } else if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of hot, rancid piss erupts from your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit, inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a disgusting tide of yellow death." } else { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit, spraying down " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a shower of golden, musky fluid."; } } else { if (container.count == 0) { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from between your legs."; } else if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of hot, rancid piss erupts from between your legs, inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a disgusting tide of yellow death." } else { return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from between your legs, spraying down " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a shower of golden, musky fluid."; } } } function defaultBladderVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "You don't have anything to shove into your bladder!"; } else { if (macro.maleParts) { return "You snatch up " + container.describe(verbose) + " and stuff them into your " + macro.describeDick + ", grinding them to its base and forcing them into your musky bladder."; } else if (macro.femaleParts) { return "You snatch " + container.describe(verbose) + " in your iron grip, grinding them against your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit before stuffing them into your urethra, sealing them away in your musky bladder."; } else { return "You grab " + container.describe(verbose) + " and grind them between your legs, slipping them into your urethra and imprisoning them in your bladder."; } } } function defaultScat(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum()); if (macro.scatStorage.amount == 0) { return "Your bowels are empty."; } else if (container.count == 0) { return "You squat down and let out a $MASS log of shit."; } else if (isSadistic(macro)) { let line = "You squat down, letting out a grunt as your rancid bowels force out a $MASS, $LENGTH-long heap of shit. The fatally-pungent scat buries " + container.describe(verbose) + ", ending " + numberRough(sum,"of") + (sum > 1 ? " lives" : " life") + " and entombing them in your shit."; if (macro.scatStorage.victims.count > 0) { line += " Embedded in the vomit-inducing heap are the mangled, crushed remains of " + listSum(macro.scatStorage.victims.sum()) + ", " + numberRough(get_living_prey(macro.scatStorage.victims.sum()), "of") + " living creatures converted to noxious scat by your disgusting depths."; } return line; } else if (macro.brutality > 0 && macro.scatStorage.victims.count > 0) { return "You squat down, grunting as your lower guts squeeze out a $MASS, $LENGTH-long log of scat that smothers " + container.describe(verbose) + ". Embedded in the thick, chunky waste are the remains of " + listSum(macro.scatStorage.victims.sum()) + ", now little more than bones and wreckage in your shit."; } else { return "You squat down, grunting as your lower guts squeeze out a $MASS, $LENGTH-long log of scat that smothers " + container.describe(verbose); } } function defaultMelt(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "Your body turns gooey."; } else { return "Your body turns gooey, sucking " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your molten self."; } } function defaultSolidify(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "Your body turns solid."; } else if (macro.gooDigest > 0) { return "Your body turns solid, pushing out " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } else { return "Your body turns solid, swiftly absorbing " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } } function defaultFlood(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "Your gooey body melts and floods outward..but doesn't catch anything."; } else { return "Your gooey body melts and floods outward, burying " + container.describe(verbose) + " in your thick, slimy self. You slowly reform, grinning as you feel " + numberRough(get_living_prey(container.sum()), "of") + " prey sloshing about within."; } } function defaultStompGoo(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "Your gooey paw hits the ground."; } else { return "Your gooey paws falls over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smothering them in goo and pulling them into your body."; } } function defaultAssGoo(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) { return "Your gooey ass sits down on the ground."; } else { return "You sit your gooey ass down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ", pulling them right into your body."; } } function defaultGooDigest(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your goopy depths dissolve " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } function defaultGooStomachPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your stomach, drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooStomachPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your gurgling stomach."; } function defaultGooBowelsPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your bowels, drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooBowelsPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your clenching bowels."; } function defaultGooWombPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your womb, drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooWombPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your slick womb."; } function defaultGooBallsPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your balls, drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooBallsPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your musky balls."; } function defaultGooBreastsPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your breasts, drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooBreastsPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your breasts."; } function defaultGooTailPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your " + macro.tailDesc + ", drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooTailPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your " + macro.tailDesc; } function defaultGooPawsPull(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your molten depths squeeze in around the " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " imprisoned in your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true) + ", drawing them into the viscous goo."; } function defaultGooPawsPush(container, macro, verobse) { return "Your churning goo herds " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " into your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true) + "."; } function defaultPawVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true) + " smother over " + container.describeSimple(flat) + ", absorbing them into your soles!"; } function defaultPawVoreToes(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "The " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " trapped between your toes " + (container.count > 1 ? "are" : "is") + " sucked inside."; } function defaultPaws(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true) + " fully absorb " + container.describeSimple(flat) + "."; } function defaultCropSwallow(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You reach down for a delicious treat and grab - oh, nothing."; else return "You scoop up " + container.describe(verbose) + " and swallow " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole, pulling your prey into your crop."; } function defaultCropTransfer(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "You have nothing in your crop"; else return "Your throat squeezes, forcing " + container.describe(verbose) + " out of your crop and in to your stomach."; } function nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, type, verb) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "You exhale a narrow gout of " + type + ", " + verb + " " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "You exhale a broad cone of " + type + ", " + verb + " " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } } function defaultBreathFire(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, "fire", "blasting"); } if (isFatal(macro)) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "A withering spear of fire gouts from your maw, spearing through " + container.describe(verbose) + " and incinerating it in a torrid display of power."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "You exhale a broad cone of powerful fire, burning " + container.describe(verbose) + " to a crisp in an inescapable tide of flames."; } } return "FIRE" + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultBreathIce(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, "cold", "freezing"); } if (isFatal(macro)) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "You heave a lance of frigid cold from your gullet, freezing " + container.describe(verbose) + " to the core."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "A blizzard erupts from your maw, flash-freezing " + container.describe(verbose) + ". " + (container.count > 1 ? "They" : "It") + " shatters a heartbeat later, reduced to dust by your power."; } } return "ICE" + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultBreathElectric(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, "electricity", "shocking"); } if (isFatal(macro)) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "A blinding lance of lightning blasts from your spread " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ", cooking " + container.describe(verbose) + " from the inside out."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "You exhale a brilliant, forking spray of lightning. The flickering bolts arc through " + container.describe(verbose) + ", cooking everything to a crisp."; } } return "ELECTRIC" + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultBreathSmoke(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, "smoke", "smothering"); } if (isFatal(macro)) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "You part your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + " a touch and blow, casting a thin gout of smoke that envelops " + container.describe(verbose) + ". Your prey is snuffed out like a candle."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "You open wide and exhale. A rolling storm of smoke pours forth, smothering " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a pyroclastic flow."; } } return "SMOKE" + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultBreathRadiation(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, "radiation", "frying"); } if (isFatal(macro)) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "Your depths pour out a narrow beam of crackling green energy, striking " + container.describe(verbose) + " and frying it to a crisp, turning your prey to dust in the wind."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "You part your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ", roaring as a massive tide of radiation spews forth. It rolls over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", evaporating " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " in seconds."; } } return "RADIATION" + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultBreathFoul(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return nonFatalBreath(container, macro, verbose, flat, "foul air", "withering"); } if (isFatal(macro)) { if (macro.breathStyle == "line") { return "You blow a narrow stream of breath, withering " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a focused torrent of foul, humid fumes."; } else if (macro.breathStyle == "cone") { return "You yawn wide and sigh, snuffing out " + container.describe(verbose) + " under a tide of hot, humid breath."; } } return "FOUL" + container.describe(verbose); } function defaultDrool(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.count == 0) return "$VOLUME of hot drool oozes from your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + "."; else if (isFatal(macro)) return "A rain of slobber falls from your maw, inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in $VOLUME of slimy drool."; else return "$VOLUME of your drool rains down from your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ", washing over " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } function defaultMagicShrink(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You envelop " + container.describeSimple(flat) + " in swirling tendrils of magic, shrinking " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " down!"; } function defaultWingsFlap(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.counter == 0) { return "You flap your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings."; } else { return "You flap your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings, blowing away " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } } function defaultWingsVore(container, macro, verbose, flat) { if (container.counter == 0) { return "You flap your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings aggressively."; } else { return "You spread your " + macro.wingDesc + " wings wide, wrapping them around " + container.describe(verbose) + " and ensnaring them"; } } function defaultVictimCumFlood(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "drowned in viscous cum"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in cum"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "smothered in cum"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "washed away by cum"; } } function defaultVictimFemcumFlood(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "drowned in slick femcum"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in femcum"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "smothered in femcum"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "washed away by femcum"; } } function defaultVictimStomped(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "crushed into pulp beneath your " + macro.footDesc(true); } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed beneath your " + macro.footDesc(true); } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "stomped on"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "stepped on"; } } function defaultVictimFlexToes(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "ground to a thick paste between your " + macro.toeDesc(true); } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed to death between your " + macro.toeDesc(true); } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "crushed between your " + macro.toeDesc(true); } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "squeezed in your " + macro.toeDesc(true); } } function defaultVictimEaten(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "devoured and digested down to molten chyme"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "consumed and digested alive"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "devoured alive"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "swallowed"; } } function defaultVictimAssCrush(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "snuffed out under your ass"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed by your ass"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flattened under your ass"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "sat on"; } } function defaultVictimAssGround(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "ground out of existence beneath your heavy ass"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed by your grinding ass"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flattened by your grinding ass"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "ground under your ass"; } } function defaultVictimHumped(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "smashed to gory paste by your thrusting hips"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed to death by your hips"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "ground on by your sultry hips"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "humped"; } } function defaultVictimVomit(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "spewed from your caustic depths and left to die"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "vomited out in a puddle of acid and chyme"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "puked up from your churning guts"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "horked out"; } } function defaultVictimChew(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "chewed to a bloody pulp by your scything " + macro.jawDesc(true); } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed to pulp by your " + macro.jawDesc(true); } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "chewed up in your " + macro.jawDesc(true); } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "gnawed on by your " + macro.jawDesc(true); } } function defaultVictimDrool(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "inundated in your drool and drowned"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "swept away by a tide of drool"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flooded in your drool"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "soaked by your drool"; } } function defaultVictimAnalVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "crammed into your bowels and obliterated"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "shoved into your greedy ass"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "slipped into your bowels"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "used as toys in your ass"; } } function defaultVictimTailSlap(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "cut down like wheat by your swooping, scything " + macro.tailDesc; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "smashed to bloody pieces by your " + macro.tailDesc; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "leveled by your " + macro.tailDesc; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "thwapped with your " + macro.tailDesc; } } function defaultVictimTailVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "snapped up and devoured by your ravenous " + macro.tailNoDesc; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "swallowed down by your powerful" + macro.tailNoDesc; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "devoured by your " + macro.tailNoDesc; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "gulped down by your " + macro.tailNoDesc; } } function defaultVictimCockSlap(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "obliterated beneath your massive, swinging shaft."; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed by your cock"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flattened under your dick"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "smacked with your dick"; } } function defaultVictimCockVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "plunged into the depths of your shaft"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "devoured by your ravenous cock"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "sucked down your shaft"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "slipped into your cock"; } } function defaultVictimBallSmother(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "reduced to broken gore under your massive balls"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "snuffed out by your crushing balls"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "crushed under your balls"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "trapped under your balls"; } } function defaultVictimSheathCrush(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "crushed and smeared between your shaft and sheath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "ground into paste within your sheath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "crushed between your sheath and shaft"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "squeezed out from your sheath"; } } function defaultVictimSheathAbsorb(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "dissolved and absorbed into your tight sheath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "absorbed by the flesh of your sheath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed into your sheath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "taken into your sheath"; } } function defaultVictimForeskinCrush(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "crushed and smeared between your shaft and foreskin"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "ground into paste within your foreskin"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "crushed between your foreskin and shaft"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "squeezed out from your foreskin"; } } function defaultVictimForeskinAbsorb(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "dissolved and absorbed into your tight foreskin"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "absorbed by the flesh of your foreskin"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed into your foreskin"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "taken into your foreskin"; } } function defaultVictimCumFlood(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "drowned in a caustic flood of cum"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in your cum"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "washed away by your cum"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "flooded with your cum"; } } function defaultVictimMaleSpurtMusk(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "dissolved in a tide of slick, musky precum"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in your slick precum"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "washed away by precum"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "flooded with your precum"; } } function defaultVictimMaleOrgasmMusk(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "corroded by your caustic, overwhelming masculine musk"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "snuffed out by your masculine musk"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "overwhelmed by masculine musk"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "dazed by masculine musk"; } } function defaultVictimUnbirth(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "crushed by your overwhelming womb"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crammed into your womb"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "stuffed into your nethers"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "slipped into your slit"; } } function defaultVictimFemcumFlood(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "drowned and dissolved in slippery femcum"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in your femcum"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "washed away by femcum"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "flooded with femcum"; } } function defaultVictimFemaleSpurtMusk(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "suffocated by a spurt of corrosive feminine precum"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "snuffed out by a splatter of feminine fluid"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flooded by your spurting precum"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "soaked with your feminine precum"; } } function defaultVictimFemaleOrgasmMusk(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "corroded by your caustic, overwhelming feminine musk"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "snuffed out by your feminine musk"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "overwhelmed by feminine musk"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "dazed by feminine musk"; } } function defaultVictimBreastCrush(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "reduced to broken gore beneath your breasts"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed to death by your bosom"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flattened under your heavy breasts"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "smooshed by your breasts"; } } function defaultVictimCleavageCrush(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "cracked open like gore-filled nuts between your breasts"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed to paste between your breasts"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "smashed between your breasts"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "squeezed between your breasts"; } } function defaultVictimCleavageAbsorb(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "agonizingly absorbed into your greedy bosom"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "absorbed into your greedy breasts"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed by your breasts"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "pulled into your breasts"; } } function defaultVictimCleavageDrop(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "dropped from your cleavage and dashed to bloody bits"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "dropped from your cleavage to their deaths"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "dropped from your cleavage and smashed"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "dropped from your cleavage"; } } function defaultVictimMilkFlood(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "drenched in and dissolved by your milk"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in your milk"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "washed away by your milk"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "flooded in your milk"; } } function defaultVictimBreastVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "fed into your breasts to be churned and obliterated"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "shoved into your greedy bosom and lost for good"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "stuffed into your breasts to be absorbed"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "slipped into your nipples"; } } function defaultVictimPouchAbsorb(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "crushed, torn, and absorbed by your perilous pouch"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "smothered and soaked into the walls of your pouch"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "claimed by your pouch"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed into your pouch"; } } function defaultVictimSoulDigest(macro) { switch(macro.soulVoreType) { case "release": return "souls freed from your depths"; case "body": return "souls imprisoned in your body for good"; case "oblivion": return "souls annihilated for eternity"; } } function defaultVictimSoulPaw(macro) { switch(macro.soulVoreType) { case "release": return "souls briefly trapped in your paws"; case "body": return "souls claimed forever by your paws"; case "oblivion": return "souls annihilated in your paws"; } } function defaultVictimPawStench(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "corroded and melted alive by the stench of your " + macro.footDesc(true); } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "suffocated by the powerful stench of your " + macro.footDesc(true); } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "snuffed out by the scent of your " + macro.footDesc(true); } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "sickened by the smell of your " + macro.footDesc(true); } } function defaultVictimAssStench(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "reduced to bubbling flesh by the caustic scent of your ass"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "suffocated by the rank odor of your ass"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "snuffed out by the scent of your ass"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "sickened by the smell of your butt"; } } function defaultVictimGasBelch(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "dissolved by your rich, acidic belches"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "corroded by your acrid belches"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "slain by your foul, deafening belches"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "knocked out by your belches"; } } function defaultVictimGasFart(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "burned alive and melted down by your farts"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "dissolved by your caustic farts"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "inundated in the miasma of your farts"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "knocked out by your farts"; } } function defaultVictimPiss(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "drowned and dissolved in acrid piss"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "drowned in your acrid piss"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "inundated in hot piss"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "flooded with your piss"; } } function defaultVictimBladderVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "dissolved in a golden-yellow sea of searing piss"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "digested in your bladder and pissed out"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "dissolved in your bladder"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed into your bladder"; } } function defaultVictimPissStench(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "rent asunder by the miasma wafting from your piss"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "corroded and consumed by the stench of your piss"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "snuffed out by the stench of your piss"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "sickeded by your smelly piss"; } } function defaultVictimScat(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "buried alive and dissolved by your acrid shit"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed beneath your scat"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "flattened by your scat"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "trapped under your scat"; } } function defaultVictimScatStench(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "melted into slag by the wretched miasma of your scat"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "killed by the overwhelming smell of your scat"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "snuffed out by your scat's stench"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "sickened by your scat"; } } function defaultVictimGoo(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "shredded and soaked up by your goo"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "digested and dissolved into your goo"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "dissolved in your goo"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "turned into more of your goo"; } } function defaultVictimPawVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "broken down and absorbed directly into your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true); } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "crushed under and sucked into your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true); } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed by your greedy " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true); } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "absorbed into your " + macro.footOnlyDesc(true); } } function defaultVictimBreathFire(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "cooked alive and reduced to ash by your flaming breath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "burned alive by your fiery breath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "burned by your scorching breath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "singed by your breath"; } } function defaultVictimBreathIce(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "flash-frozen by your breath and shattered into gory dust"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "fatally frozen by your icy breath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "turned to ice sculptures by your breath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "frozen by your breath"; } } function defaultVictimBreathElectric(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "blasted into bloody sludge by your shocking breath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "electrocuted by your electric breath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "fried by your shocking breath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "zapped by your electric breath"; } } function defaultVictimBreathSmoke(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "cooked alive and cauterized by your smoky breath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "suffocated by your hot, smoky breath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "snuffed out by smoky breath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "singed by your smoky breath"; } } function defaultVictimBreathRadiation(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "reduced to bubbling, glowing sludge by your radioactive breath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "cooked alive by your radioactive breath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "nuked by your radioactive breath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "mutated by your radioactive breath"; } } function defaultVictimBreathFoul(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "suffocated and slain by thick, miasmic breath"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "snuffed out by your foul breath"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "slain by your foul breath"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "sickened by your smelly breath"; } } function defaultVictimWingsFlap(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "ripped asunder by gusts from your mighty wings"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "thrown and dashed to bits by your sweeping wings"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "thrown away by your swooping wings"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "blown away by your wings"; } } function defaultVictimWingsVore(macro) { if (isSadistic(macro)) { return "shrink-wrapped in your wings and dissolved"; } else if (isGory(macro)) { return "wrapped up in your airless wings and digested"; } else if (isFatal(macro)) { return "snared in your wings and digested"; } else if (isNonFatal(macro)) { return "trapped in your wings"; } } // EATING rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasNothing(container); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You scoop up...nothing. Oh well."; } }); rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasLessThan(container, "Person", 6) && macro.height >= 10; }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You pluck up " + container.describe() + " and stuff them into your mouth, swallowing lightly to drag them down to your bubbling guts."; } }); rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && macro.height < 10; }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You grasp " + container.describe() + " and greedily wolf them down, swallowing forcefully to cram them into your bulging stomach. A crass belch escapes your lips as they curl up in your slimy gut."; } }); rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Car", 1); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You crush " + container.describe(verbose) + " with your tight throat, washing it down with its former passengers." } }); rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Macro", 1) && nothingLarger(container, "Macro"); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You spot a smaller macro " + ("staring up at you in awe"||"terrorizing the area"||"running from you"||"that is unaware of your presence") + " and decide it will make a suitable meal. You grab them and stuff them into your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ". As you slurp\ them down, you feel them " + ("catch in your throat for a brief moment before being swallowed"||"grab at your tounge for purchase before going down your throat"||"breifly struggle, then go limp"||"pound on the indside of your throat") + ". "; } }); rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Small Skyscraper", 1) && nothingLarger(container, "Small Skyscraper") && macro.height < 500; }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You drop onto your hands and knees, " + macro.jawDesc(true) + " opening wide to envelop the skyscraper. It glides into your throat as your snout touches the ground,\ and you suckle on it for a long moment before twisting your head to snap it loose. The entire building, along with " + describe_all(container.contents["Small Skyscraper"].contents, verbose) + "\ within, plunge into your roiling guts. You wash it down with some delicious treats you slurped up along with it - " + describe_all(container.contents, verbose, ["Small Skyscraper"]) + "."; } }); rules["eat"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Small Skyscraper", 2) && nothingLarger(container, "Small Skyscraper") && macro.height < 750; }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You drop onto your hands and knees, " + macro.jawDesc(true) + " opening wide to envelop the skyscraper. It glides into your throat as your snout touches the ground,\ and you suckle on it for a long moment before twisting your head to snap it loose. Without missing a beat, you rise back up, sloppy tongue slathering over the side \ of the remaining tower, sucking on its tip and roughly shoving it into your maw. It breaks from its foundation, vanishing past your lips as you use two fingers to shove it \ down your sultry throat. Your gut bubbles as " + describe_all(container.contents["Small Skyscraper"].contents, verbose) + " are crunched and crushed within, along with the \ " + describe_all(container.contents, verbose, ["Small Skyscraper"]) + " that were unfortunate enough to be caught up by your slimy tongue."; } }); // CHEWING rules["chew"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && isGory(macro) && macro.height < 5; }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You tackle a " + container.describe(verbose) + " and dig into your meal, powerful " + macro.jawDesc(true) + " ripping them to shreds in seconds. You wolf down great mouthfuls \ of meat, consuming them in a terrifying frenzy that ends with naught but bones lying on the ground."; } }); rules["chew"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && isGory(macro) && macro.height >= 5; }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You snatch up a " + container.describe(verbose) + ", then stuff their lower body into the guillotine that is your ravenous maw - slicing off their legs with \ a single disgusting crunch, then finishing them off with another ravenous bite that obliterates their torso. Their bleeding head falls from your lips, only to be \ caught between two fingers and popped back in to be crunched between molars and swallowed."; } }); rules["chew"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Car", 1); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You lean down and open your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + " wide, catching "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". Holding onto the car with only your " + macro.teethDesc(true) + ", you tilt your head back, opening wider \ to let the vehicle fall further your mouth, Once the car settles, you start slowly closing your jaw, feeling glass shatter, metal grind, and tires burst as those trapped inside try to escape. Every time your chew you feel your \ " + macro.teethDesc(true) + " " + macro.biteDesc(false) + " the vehicle into a smaller and smaller lump. After you are satisfied, you tilt your head back and swallow the debries in a single fluid gulp."; } }); // STOMPING rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your heavy " + macro.footDesc() + " slams down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smashing the poor thing like an insect."; } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + macro.footDesc() + " thumps " + container.describe(verbose) + ", shoving your victim to the ground and cracking them open like an egg."; } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your shadow falls over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", and your " + macro.footDesc() + " follows, crushing their soft body and reducing them to a heap of broken gore."; } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasNothingElse(container, ["Person","Cow","Car"]) && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + macro.footDesc() + " smooshes over " + container.describe(verbose) + ". They stick to your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + ", carried along for the ride as you take another few steps before finally\ falling off."; } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) && hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your heavy " + macro.footDesc() + " slams down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smashing the poor thing like an insect."; } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Bus"]) && hasExactly(container, "Bus", 1) && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your heavy " + macro.footDesc() + " slams down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smashing the poor thing like an insect."; } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasOnly(container, ["Person","Car", "Bus"]) && hasExactly(container, "Bus", 1) && hasLessThan(container, "Car", 10); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You punt a " + container.contents["Bus"].describe(verbose) + ", sending it tumbling down the road into a " + describe_all(container.contents, verbose, flat, ["Bus"]); } }); rules["stomp"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Parking Garage", 1) && nothingLarger(container, "Parking Garage"); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return ("You bring your " + macro.footDesc() + " down on "||"You kick your " + macro.footDesc() + " through ") + container.describe(verbose) +" collapsing the structure and setting off car alarms. As the alarms blare, you reposition your " + macro.footDesc() + " over the structure, and slam it down; silencing the alarms, and completely demolishing the building."; } }); // ANAL VORE rules["anal-vore"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) && hasOnly(container, ["Person"]); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { let adjective = ["musky","winding","churning"][Math.floor(Math.random()*3)]; return "Your weighty rump slams against the ground. A shock of pleasure runs up your spine as a " + container.describe(verbose) + " slides up your ass," + (macro.maleParts ? " grinding against your prostate" : "") + ". A powerful clench drags them deeper into your bowels, sealing them away in your " + adjective + " depths."; } }); rules["anal-vore"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Car", 1) && hasOnly(container, ["Car"]); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You ram " + container.describe(verbose) + " up your ass, biting your lip as it" + (macro.maleParts ? " rubs along your prostate" : " slides into velvety depths") + ".\ You moan and clench hard, yanking it in with a wet shlrrp and abruplty silencing its blaring horn."; } }); rules["anal-vore"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Bus", 1) && hasOnly(container, ["Bus"]); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "A speeding bus slams on its brakes as you abruptly sit - but it's too late to stop. A gasp flies from your lips as it penetrates your greedy ass, sinking halfway in and coming to a halt. \ You grunt and squeeze, causing its frame to creak and groan. Two fingers to the back are enough to get it moving again, and it slowly works inside. You shiver and moan, taking it in all the way. \ Your ass claims " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } }); rules["anal-vore"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Business", 1) && hasOnly(container, ["Business"]); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "You set your weighty rump down on " + container.describe() + " and feel it penerate your hole. Once your weight has settled you clench your sphincter, seperating the building from its foundations with a crCraCHH \ pulling it off the groud and inside of your ass. You feel the immense pressure of your anal cavity slowly crushing the building, bringing newfound pleasure with every shift and tremour within the structure."; } }); rules["anal-vore"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Train", 1) && hasOnly(container, ["Train"]); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { var cars = container.contents["Train"].contents["Train Car"].count; return "Your massive fingers wrap around a train, yanking it from the rails with a tremendous screech of metal-on-metal. You squat down low, eyes rolling back in anticipation as you thrust the locomotive towards your massive ass - and then it hits home. A moan of pleasure shakes the earth, your ravenous pucker spread around the engine and sucking it in with a squelch. Powerful muscles squeeze and grab...and " + container.describe(verbose) + " swiftly vanishes into your bowels, every one of the " + cars + " cars a fresh shock of pleasure as they glide into your musky depths."; } }); rules["anal-vore"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return hasExactly(container, "Planet", 1) && hasOnly(container, ["Planet"]); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your enormous hands guide a planet towards your cheeks - pressing it firmly into your pucker with a dull, muffled shlph...and " + container.describe(verbose) + " sinks into your bowels, sealed away from the universe..."; } }); //Ball Smother //Balls weigh 1,000kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1000 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your giant balls impact the ground with a thud, pinning " + container.describe(verbose) + " between your weighty orbs."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1000 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls impact the ground with a thud, crushing " + container.describe(verbose) + "."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1000 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls impact the ground with a thud trapping " + container.describe(verbose) + " and grinding them into the pavement. They briefly struggle to escape before succumbing to the weight bearing down on them."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1000 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls impact the ground with a thud trapping " + container.describe(verbose) + " and grinding them into the pavement. They briefly struggle to escape before being crushed into a gory mess that leaves a slick of blood on your swinging sack."; } }); //Balls weigh 50,000kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 50000 && macro.ballMass > 1000 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls impact the ground with a thump. They spread over " + container.describe(verbose) + " and settle into the ground."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 50000 && macro.ballMass > 1000 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls swing down and into " + container.describe(verbose) + " destroying everything in their path and leaving a gouge in the ground."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 50000 && macro.ballMass > 1000 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls swing down and into " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the force of a wrecking ball. The momentum of the swing destroying everything in their path and leaving a trail of destruction."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 50000 && macro.ballMass > 1000 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls swing down and into " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the force of a wrecking ball. The momentum of your mighty sack destroying everything in its path and leaving a trail of destruction. Your balls swing back through the remains of your prey, the massive weight converting everything remaining into unidentifiable detritus."; } }); //Balls weigh 5,000,000kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 5000000 && macro.ballMass > 50000 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast a shadow over " + container.describe(verbose) + " for a few seconds before coming to rest. You feel your sack shift as it settles into the landscape"; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 5000000 && macro.ballMass > 50000 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast a shadow over " + container.describe(verbose) + " for a few seconds before slamming into the earth with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack shift as it slowly pulverizes everything unfortunate enough to be trapped beneath it. When you heave your weighty orbs off the ground, only rubble remains."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 5000000 && macro.ballMass > 50000 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast a shadow over " + container.describe(verbose) + " for a few seconds before slamming into the earth with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack shift and settle as it slowly pulverizes everything unfortunate enough to be trapped beneath it. After you heave your weighty orbs off the ground all that remains of your victims is gore streaked rubble and twisted steel."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 5000000 && macro.ballMass > 50000 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast a shadow over " + container.describe(verbose) + " for a few seconds before slamming into the earth with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack shift and settle as it slowly pulverizes everything unfortunate enough to be trapped beneath it. After you heave your weighty orbs off the ground you see that those that were trapped beneath your cum factories are nothing but crumpled bodies lying amist the rubble."; } }); //Balls Weigh 1e9 kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e9 && macro.ballMass > 5000000 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls briefly eclipse the sun before coming to rest on " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack shift as it spreads over the terrain and forms two noticable indents."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e9 && macro.ballMass > 5000000 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls briefly eclipse the sun before crushing " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack shift as it slowly pulverizes everything unfortunate enough to be trapped beneath it. When you finally heave your mighty manhood off the ground, you notice 2 massive divots in the terrain; testimony of your immense power."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e9 && macro.ballMass > 5000000 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls briefly eclipse the sun before pulverizing " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack shift and settle as it slowly pulverizes everything unfortunate enough to be trapped beneath it. When you finally heave your mighty manhood off the ground, you notice 2 massive divots filled with rubble and gore in the terrain; testimony of your immense power."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e9 && macro.ballMass > 5000000 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls briefly eclipse the sun before pulverizing " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack move and shudder as it's immense bulk flattens everything unfortunate enough to be trapped beneath it. When you finally heave your mighty manhood off the ground, you notice 2 massive divots filled with rubble and gore in the terrain; a fitting grave for those lesser than you."; } }); //Balls Weigh 1e12 kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e12 && macro.ballMass > 1e9 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " diameter balls blot out the sky before coming to rest on " + container.describe(verbose) + " with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your sack push the ground aside to form two massive craters."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e12 && macro.ballMass > 1e9 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " diameter balls blot out the sky as they approach your target. The unstoppable force of your gigantic testicles CRASHES through " + container.describe(verbose) + " with little \ resistance, pancaking them into the ground. The violent impact generates a shockwave that bowls over surrounding trees and buildings. As you you heave your sack off the ground, two massive craters have formed at the impact site."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e12 && macro.ballMass > 1e9 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " diameter balls blot out the sky as they approach your target. The unstoppable force of your gigantic testicles CRASHES through " + container.describe(verbose) + " with little \ resistance, pancaking them into the ground. The violent impact generates a shockwave that bowls over surrounding trees and buildings. As you heave your sack off the ground, two massive craters have formed at the impact site. A pool of blood and musk is rapidly forming at the bottom of each crater, with peices of debris floating in them."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e12 && macro.ballMass > 1e9 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " diameter balls blot out the sky as they approach your target. The unstoppable force of your gigantic testicles CRASHES through " + container.describe(verbose) + " with little \ resistance, pancaking them into the ground. The violent impact generates a shockwave that bowls over surrounding trees and buildings. As you heave your sack off the ground, two massive craters have formed at the impact site. A pool of blood and musk is rapidly forming at the bottom of each crater, with bones and peices of debris floating in them."; } }); //Balls Weigh 1e15 kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e15 && macro.ballMass > 1e12 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast darkness over " + container.describe(verbose) + " before settling into the terrain with the weight of " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " each. You feel your gigantic orbs shovel out a spot for themselves with their mass alone."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e15 && macro.ballMass > 1e12 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast darkness over the land as they swing low and right through " + container.describe(verbose) + " like a hot knife through butter. \ You shudder as you feel the force of the impact travel through the entirety of your testicles. The shockwave travels for " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " destroying all in its path. As the initial impact subsides you feel your \ enormous balls shift away from each other as they furrow into the landscape."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e15 && macro.ballMass > 1e12 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast darkness over the land as they swing low and right through " + container.describe(verbose) + " like a hot knife through butter. \ You shudder as you feel the force of the impact travel through the entirety of your testicles. The shockwave travels for " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, false) + " tossing people into the air and drestroying all in its path. As the \ initial impact subsides you feel your enormous balls shift away from each other as they furrow into the landscape and over the people that attempted to flee."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e15 && macro.ballMass > 1e12 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls cast darkness over the land as they swing low and right through " + container.describe(verbose) + " like a hot knife through butter. \ You shudder as you feel the force of the impact travel through the entirety of your testicles. The shockwave travels for " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, false) + " tossing people into the air and drestroying all in its path. As the \ initial impact subsides you feel your enormous balls shift away from each other as they furrow into the landscape and over the people that attempted to flee. The ground is stained red with blood and gore."; } }); //cause night to fall over //Balls Weigh 1e20 kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e20 && macro.ballMass > 1e15 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls cause night to fall before they come to rest on" + container.describe(verbose) + " . Each titanic testicle weighing " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " . The craters left by each orb will scar the planet until its destruction."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e20 && macro.ballMass > 1e15 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls cause night to fall over the land. As they contact earth, they obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + " with a dull booOOOOooOOM. \ The immesive forces involved cause your cum factories to bounce up into the air before coming down on the same spot. The second impact drives your titanic balls deep into the ground while throwing shrapnel in every direction. The craters left by your gonads will scar the planet until its destruction."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e20 && macro.ballMass > 1e15 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls cause night to fall over the land. As they contact earth, they obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + " with a dull booOOOOooOOM. \ The immesive forces involved cause your cum factories to bounce up into the air before coming down on the same spot. The second impact drives your titanic balls deep into the ground while throwing shrapnel in every direction. The craters left by your gonads quickly fill with various fluids, leaving two lakes forever on the planet."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e20 && macro.ballMass > 1e15 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " thick balls cause night to fall over the land. As they contact earth, they obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + " with a dull booOOOOooOOM. \ The immesive forces involved cause your cum factories to bounce up into the air before coming down on the same spot. The second impact drives your titanic balls deep into the ground while throwing rubble, bodies, and shrapnel in every direction. The craters left by your gonads quickly fill with various fluids, leaving two lakes forever on the planet."; } }); //Balls Weigh 1e24 kg or less rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e24 && macro.ballMass > 1e20 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "The Gravatational pull of your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " across balls cause night to fall before they come to rest on" + container.describe(verbose) + " . Each monstrous testicle weighing " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, false) + " . The impact of your manhood creating mountains and shaking earth"; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e24 && macro.ballMass > 1e20 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " across balls cause night to fall over the land. As they slam into the earth, they obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + " with a thunderous BOOOOOOM. \ You feel the Earth twang and vibrate with the impact. The crater kicks up enough dust to throw off the seasons. Large fissures spread away from your privates in all directions, while the aftershocks of the impact alter and destroy the geology of the surrounding area."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e24 && macro.ballMass > 1e20 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " across balls cause night to fall over the land. As they slam into the earth, they obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + " with a thunderous BOOOOOOM. \ You feel the Earth twang and vibrate with the impact. The crater kicks up enough dust to throw off the seasons. Those that survived the blast are deafened as windows shatter around them and buildings shake on the verge of collapse. Large fissures spread away from your privates in all directions, while the aftershocks of the impact alter and destroy the geology of the surrounding area."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass <= 1e24 && macro.ballMass > 1e20 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "Your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + ", " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " across balls cause night to fall over the land. As they slam into the earth, they obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + " with a thunderous BOOOOOOM. \ You feel the Earth twang and vibrate with the impact. The crater kicks up enough dust to throw off the seasons. Those that survived the blast are deafened as windows shatter around them and buildings shake on the verge of collapse. Large fissures spread away from your privates in all directions, while the aftershocks of the impact alter and destroy the geology of the surrounding area. \ You smell the tang of copper in the air, and know that the next rainfall with be red with the blood of those you have slaughtered."; } }); //Balls Weigh more than 1e24 kg rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass > 1e24 && container.count > 0 && isNonFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, smushing them firmly against your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls. "; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass > 1e24 && container.count > 0 && isFatal(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, crushing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " firmly against your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls. The gravity each of your orbs tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder, spreading the debris across \ your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass > 1e24 && container.count > 0 && isGory(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, obliterating " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " with your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls. The gravity each of your orbs tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder. The many fragments of the collision \ expand outward before being pulled back against your groin. The debris spread across your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood."; } }); rules["ball-smother"].push({ "test": function(container, macro) { return macro.ballMass > 1e24 && container.count > 0 && isSadistic(macro); }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) { return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, decimating " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " with your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls. The gravity each of your orbs ripping and tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder. The many fragments of the collision \ expand outward before being pulled back against your groin. The debris spread across your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood."; } });