| @@ -1,3 +1,14 @@ | |||
| // describes everything in the container | |||
| function describe_all(contents) { | |||
| things = []; | |||
| for (var key in contents) { | |||
| if (contents.hasOwnProperty(key)) { | |||
| things.push(contents[key].describe()); | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| return merge_things(things); | |||
| } | |||
| function random_desc(list, odds=1) { | |||
| if (Math.random() < odds) | |||
| @@ -6,6 +17,8 @@ function random_desc(list, odds=1) { | |||
| return ""; | |||
| } | |||
| // combine strings into a list with proper grammar | |||
| function merge_things(list,semicolons=false) { | |||
| if (list.length == 0) { | |||
| return ""; | |||
| @@ -26,6 +39,8 @@ function merge_things(list,semicolons=false) { | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| // combine the adjectives for something into a single string | |||
| function merge_desc(list) { | |||
| result = "" | |||
| @@ -41,6 +56,7 @@ function merge_desc(list) { | |||
| return result; | |||
| } | |||
| // maybe make this something that approximates a | |||
| // normal distribution; doing this 15,000,000 times is bad... | |||
| @@ -56,28 +72,76 @@ function distribution(min, max, samples) { | |||
| /* default actions */ | |||
| function defaultStomp(thing) { | |||
| return "You crush " + thing.describe() + " underfoot."; | |||
| return function () { return "You crush " + thing.describe() + " underfoot."}; | |||
| } | |||
| function defaultKick(thing) { | |||
| return "You punt " + thing.describe() + ", destroying " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + "."; | |||
| return function() { return "You punt " + thing.describe() + ", destroying " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + "."; } | |||
| } | |||
| function defaultEat(thing) { | |||
| return "You scoop up " + thing.describe() + " and swallow " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole."; | |||
| return function() { return "You scoop up " + thing.describe() + " and swallow " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole."; } | |||
| } | |||
| function defaultMassOne(thing) { | |||
| return 80; | |||
| } | |||
| function defaultMass(thing) { | |||
| return function() { return thing.mass_one * thing.count; } | |||
| } | |||
| function defaultSum(thing) { | |||
| return function() { | |||
| var counts = {} | |||
| counts[thing.name] = thing.count; | |||
| for (var key in thing.contents) { | |||
| if (thing.contents.hasOwnProperty(key)) { | |||
| subcount = thing.contents[key].sum(); | |||
| for (var subkey in subcount) { | |||
| if (!counts.hasOwnProperty(subkey)) { | |||
| counts[subkey] = 0; | |||
| } | |||
| counts[subkey] += subcount[subkey]; | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| return counts; | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| function DefaultEntity() { | |||
| this.stomp = defaultStomp; | |||
| this.eat = defaultEat; | |||
| this.kick = defaultKick; | |||
| this.sum = defaultSum; | |||
| this.mass_one = defaultMassOne; | |||
| this.mass = defaultMass; | |||
| return this; | |||
| } | |||
| // god I love reinventing the wheel | |||
| function copy_defaults(self,proto) { | |||
| for (var key in proto) { | |||
| if (proto.hasOwnProperty(key)) { | |||
| self[key] = proto[key](self) | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| function Person(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Person"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.describeOne = function (verbose=true) { | |||
| sex = random_desc(["male", "female"], (verbose ? 1 : 0)); | |||
| body = random_desc(["skinny","fat","tall","short","stocky","spindly"], (verbose ? 0.6 : 0)); | |||
| @@ -101,10 +165,13 @@ function Person(count = 1) { | |||
| } | |||
| function EmptyCar(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Car"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 1000; | |||
| this.describeOne = function() { | |||
| color = random_desc(["black","black","gray","gray","blue","red","tan","white","white"]); | |||
| adjective = random_desc(["rusty","brand-new"],0.3); | |||
| @@ -120,15 +187,19 @@ function EmptyCar(count = 1) { | |||
| } | |||
| return merge_things(list); | |||
| } else { | |||
| return this.count + " parked cars" | |||
| return this.count + " parked cars"; | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| function Car(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Car"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 1000; | |||
| var amount = distribution(2,5,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| @@ -153,10 +224,13 @@ function Car(count = 1) { | |||
| } | |||
| function Bus(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Bus"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.resolved = false; | |||
| this.mass_one = 3000; | |||
| var amount = distribution(10,35,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| @@ -180,25 +254,37 @@ function Bus(count = 1) { | |||
| } | |||
| function Motorcycle(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Motorcycle"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 200; | |||
| var amount = distribution(1,2,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| } | |||
| function Train(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Train"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 10000; | |||
| var amount = distribution(20,60,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| } | |||
| function House(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "House"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 20000; | |||
| var amount = distribution(0,8,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| amount = distribution(0,2,count); | |||
| @@ -225,9 +311,13 @@ function House(count = 1) { | |||
| } | |||
| function ParkingGarage(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Parking Garage"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 2000000; | |||
| var amount = distribution(10,200,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| amount = distribution(30,100,count); | |||
| @@ -245,17 +335,21 @@ function ParkingGarage(count = 1) { | |||
| for (var i = 0; i < this.count; i++) { | |||
| list.push(this.describeOne(this.count < 2)); | |||
| } | |||
| return merge_things(list) + " with " + merge_things([this.contents.person.describe(),this.contents.emptycar.describe(),this.contents.car.describe()]) + " inside"; | |||
| return merge_things(list) + " with " + describe_all(this.contents) + " inside"; | |||
| } else { | |||
| return this.count + " parking garages with " + this.contents.person.describe() + " inside"; | |||
| return this.count + " parking garages with " + describe_all(this.contents) + " inside"; | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| } | |||
| function Overpass(count = 1) { | |||
| copy_defaults(this,new DefaultEntity()); | |||
| this.name = "Overpass"; | |||
| this.count = count; | |||
| this.contents = {}; | |||
| this.mass_one = 4000000; | |||
| var amount = distribution(0,20,count); | |||
| this.contents.person = new Person(amount); | |||
| amount = distribution(25,100,count); | |||