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fixed eating macro and stomping parking garage to work with pickString added mroe size based stomping variations, added more cockvore sized based variations, added more size based interactions for male orgasms
6 年之前 · 88ed862f14
--- a/recursive-desc.js
+++ b/recursive-desc.js
@@ -1954,8 +1954,8 @@ rules["eat"].push({
     nothingLarger(container, "Macro");
  },
  "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You spot a smaller macro " + ("staring up at you in awe"||"terrorizing the area"||"running from you"||"that is unaware of your presence") + " and decide it will make a suitable meal. You grab them and stuff them into your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ". As you slurp\
       them down, you feel them " + ("catch in your throat for a brief moment before being swallowed"||"grab at your tounge for purchase before going down your throat"||"breifly struggle, then go limp"||"pound on the indside of your throat") + ". ";
    return "You spot a smaller macro " + pickString("staring up at you in awe", "terrorizing the area", "running from you", "that is unaware of your presence") + " and decide it will make a suitable meal. You grab them and stuff them into your " + macro.jawDesc(true) + ". As you slurp\
       them down, you feel them " + pickString("catch in your throat for a brief moment before being swallowed.", "grab at your tounge for purchase before going down your throat.","briefly struggle, then go limp.","pound on the inside of your throat.");
  }
 });

@@ -2019,7 +2019,7 @@ rules["chew"].push({
    return hasExactly(container, "Car", 1);
  },
  "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lean down and open your "  + macro.jawDesc(true) + " wide, catching "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". Holding onto the car with only your " + macro.teethDesc(true) + ", you tilt your head back, opening wider \
    return "You lean down and open your "  + macro.jawDesc(true) + " wide, catching " + container.describe(verbose) + ". Holding onto the car with only your " + macro.teethDesc(true) + ", you tilt your head back, opening wider \
    to let the vehicle fall further your mouth, Once the car settles, you start slowly closing your jaw, feeling glass shatter, metal grind, and tires burst as those trapped inside try to escape. Every time your chew you feel your \
    " + macro.teethDesc(true) + " " + macro.biteDesc(false) + " the vehicle into a smaller and smaller lump. After you are satisfied, you tilt your head back and swallow the debries in a single fluid gulp.";
  }
@@ -2103,11 +2103,381 @@ rules["stomp"].push({
    return hasExactly(container, "Parking Garage", 1) &&
     nothingLarger(container, "Parking Garage");
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return ("You bring your " + macro.footDesc() + " down on "||"You kick your " + macro.footDesc() + " through ") + container.describe(verbose) +" collapsing the structure and setting off car alarms. As the alarms blare, you reposition your " + macro.footDesc() + 
    return (pickString("You bring your " + macro.footDesc() + " down on ", "You kick your " + macro.footDesc() + " through ")) + container.describe(verbose) +", collapsing the structure and setting off car alarms. As the alarms blare, you reposition your " + macro.footDesc() + 
        " over the structure, and slam it down; silencing the alarms, and completely demolishing the building.";
  }
 });

 //paw area between 5 and 50

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 50 &&
     macro.pawArea > 5 &&
    isNonFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " makes contact with the ground, you feel a shock travel up your powerful leg, and see the ground deform beneath it.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 50 &&
     macro.pawArea > 5 &&
    isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " makes contact with the ground, you feel a shock travel up your powerful leg, and see the ground deform beneath it. \
     Your " + macro.footDesc() + "print is filled with rubble and those unluckly enough to be in your path.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 50 &&
     macro.pawArea > 5 &&
    isGory(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " makes contact with the ground, you feel a shock travel up your powerful leg, and see the ground deform beneath it. \
     Your " + macro.footDesc() + "print is filled with rubble and the mangled corpses of those unluckly enough to be in your path.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 50 &&
     macro.pawArea > 5 &&
    isSadistic(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You slowly bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " makes contact with your prey, you feel those beneath you struggle to overcome \
    the weight bearing down on them, before being completely crushed. You shift a little more of your weight on your outstretched " + macro.footDesc() + " and see blood spray from between your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + ". Lifting your " + macro.footDesc() + " off the \
    ground to examine your " + macro.footDesc() + "print, you see that it is filled with blood, debris, and the mangled corpses of those unluckly enough to be in your path.";
  }
 });

 //Stomping Macro

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Macro", 1) &&
     nothingLarger(container, "Macro") &&
     isNonFatal(macro);
  },
  "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You spot a smaller macro " + pickString("staring up at you in awe", "terrorizing the area", "running from you", "that is unaware of your presence") + pickString(" and decide to show it real power"," and decide it will will be suitable prey."," and decide to show it what being a macro really means.") + " \
    You slam your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " into it's comparatively tiny frame, which sends it into the side of a nearby building. As it attempts to pick itself up, you place your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " on its back, and slam the \
    smaller macro back into the dirt.";
  }
 });


 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Macro", 1) &&
     nothingLarger(container, "Macro") &&
     isFatal(macro);
  },
  "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You spot a smaller macro " + pickString("staring up at you in awe", "terrorizing the area", "running from you", "that is unaware of your presence") + pickString(" and decide to show it real power"," and decide it will will be suitable prey."," and decide to show it what being a macro really means.") + "\
    You slam your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " into it's comparatively tiny frame, which sends it into the side of a nearby building. As it attempts to pick itself up, you place your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " on its back, and slam the \
    smaller macro into the dirt where it perishes.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Macro", 1) &&
     nothingLarger(container, "Macro") &&
     isGory(macro);
  },
  "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You spot a smaller macro " + pickString("staring up at you in awe", "terrorizing the area", "running from you", "that is unaware of your presence") + pickString(" and decide to show it real power"," and decide it will will be suitable prey."," and decide to show it what being a macro really means.") + " \
    You slam your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " into it's comparatively tiny frame; cracking bones and dashing it against the side of a nearby building. As it attempts to pick itself up, you place your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " on its \
    back, and slam the smaller macro into the dirt. Shifting your weight forward, you feel it struggle beneath your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " and watch as blood soaks into the ground.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Macro", 1) &&
     nothingLarger(container, "Macro") &&
     isSadistic(macro);
  },
  "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You spot a smaller macro " + pickString("staring up at you in awe", "terrorizing the area", "running from you", "that is unaware of your presence") + pickString(" and decide to show it real power"," and decide it will will be suitable prey."," and decide to show it what being a macro really means.") + " \
    You slam your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " into it's comparatively tiny frame; cracking bones and dashing it against the side of a nearby building. As it attempts to drag itself away, you place your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " \
    on its back, and slam the smaller macro into the dirt. Shifting your weight forward, you feel it struggle beneath your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " and watch as blood soaks into the ground. You hold your stance as you feel it's struggles weaken and fade away. Just as it seems it \
    can struggle no more, you place your entire weight  of " + mass(macro.mass, unit) + " on it, and pop it's " + mass(80000, unit, true) + " body like a grape.";
  }
 });

 //paw area over 1000

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1000 &&
     macro.pawArea > 50 &&
     isNonFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " impacts its target, you feel its weight sink into the ground. After you lift \
     your " + macro.soleDesc() + ", you notice it has left a deep, clear indent in the ground.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1000 &&
     macro.pawArea > 50 &&
     isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " impacts its target, you feel its weight sink into the ground. After you lift \
     your " + macro.soleDesc() + ", a deep indent full of rubble is revealed.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1000 &&
     macro.pawArea > 50 &&
     isGory(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " impacts its target, you feel its weight sink through buildings and into the \
     ground. After you lift your " + macro.soleDesc() + ", a deep indent full of rubble and mangled corpses is revealed.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1000 &&
     macro.pawArea > 50 &&
     isSadistic(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You bring your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.footDesc() + " " + macro.footDesc() + " down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.footDesc() + " impacts its target, you feel its weight sink through buildings and into the \
     ground. After you lift your " + macro.soleDesc() + ", a deep indent full of blood-smeared rubble is revealed. Bone fragments and rebar stick out of the mess, tangled into a mold of your " + macro.footDesc() + ".";
  }
 });

 //paw area less than 1e7

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1e7 &&
     macro.pawArea > 1000 
     isNonFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lift your your colossal " + macro.footDesc() + " up and over " + container.describe(verbose) + ". With a sudden swiftness, you <i>SLAM</i> it down. Your " + macro.footDesc() + " shakes the ground and releases an audible <i>BOOOOM</i>.\
    Once you have lifted your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you notice it has left a " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " crater in the ground.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1e7 &&
     macro.pawArea > 1000 
     isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lift your your colossal " + macro.footDesc() + " up and over " + container.describe(verbose) + ". With a sudden swiftness, you <i>SLAM</i> it down. Your " + macro.footDesc() + " shakes the ground and releases an audible <i>BOOOOM</i>.\
    With a back and forth twist, you drive your " + macro.toeDesc() + " deep into the soil. Once you have lifted your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you notice it has left a " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " \
    rubble-lined crater in the ground.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1e7 &&
     macro.pawArea > 1000 
     isGory(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lift your your colossal " + macro.footDesc() + " up and over " + container.describe(verbose) + ". With a sudden swiftness, you <i>SLAM</i> it down. Your " + macro.footDesc() + " shakes the ground and releases an audible <i>BOOOOM</i>.\
    With a back and forth twist, you drive your " + macro.toeDesc() + " deep into the soil. Once you have lifted your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you notice it has left a " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " \
    rubble-lined crater in the ground. At the center of the crater, a pond of blood and liquified prey is filling, fed by the crater and your dripping " + macro.soleDesc() + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return macro.pawArea <= 1e7 &&
     macro.pawArea > 1000 
     isSadistic(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lift your your colossal " + macro.footDesc() + " up and over " + container.describe(verbose) + ". With a sudden swiftness, you <i>SLAM</i> it down. Your " + macro.footDesc() + " shakes the ground and releases an audible <i>BOOOOM</i>.\
    With a back and forth twist, your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " knock over and pulverize buildings, driving them deep into the soil. Once you have lifted your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you notice it has left a " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " \
    by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " rubble-lined crater in the ground. At the center of the crater, a pond of blood and liquified prey is filling, fed by the crater and your dripping " + macro.soleDesc() + ".";
  }
 });

 //paw area less than 1e11

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
      return macro.pawArea <= 1e11 &&
       macro.pawArea > 1e7 &&
       !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) && //this is to prevent these interactions from running on planets that have been shrunk
       isNonFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " casts a shadow over the landscape. You lazily bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it make contact, and cloud of dust spreads around the area. As the dust settles, you can see the clear outline of \
    your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + "preserved in newly formed hills and valleys. Surrounding your " + macro.footDesc() + "print is a jagged mound of cracked stone; forming the wall of the " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " wide \
    dust-filled crater you created.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
      return macro.pawArea <= 1e11 &&
       macro.pawArea > 1e7 &&
       !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) &&
       isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " casts a shadow over the landscape. You lazily bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it make contact, and cloud of dust spreads around the area. As the dust settles, you can see the clear outline of your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + "\
     preserved in newly formed hills and valleys. Surrounding your " + macro.footDesc() + "print is a jagged mound of cracked stone and twisted steel; forming the wall of the " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " wide debris-filled crater you created.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
      return macro.pawArea <= 1e11 &&
       macro.pawArea > 1e7 &&
       !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) &&
       isGory(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " casts a shadow over the landscape. You lazily bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it make contact, and cloud of dust spreads around the area. As the dust settles, you can see the clear outline of your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + "\
     preserved in debris strewn hills and valleys. Surrounding your " + macro.footDesc() + "print is a jagged mound of cracked stone and twisted steel; forming the wall of the " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " wide gore-filled crater you created. \
     The basin of the crater lined with with a smooth steel, glass, and bone aggregate. Steam rises from the mix as it cools and hardens";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
      return macro.pawArea <= 1e11 &&
       macro.pawArea > 1e7 &&
       !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) && 
       isSadistic(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " casts a shadow over the landscape. You lazily bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". As you lower your leg, you feel it catch the tops of the taller skycrapers first, collapsing them with no effort. As they fall, you \
     crush more and more buildings until you feel your " + macro.footDesc() + " smash into the ground. You settle into the landscape and cloud of dust spreads around the area. As the dust settles, you can see the clear outline of your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + "preserved in debris strewn \
     hills and valleys. Surrounding your " + macro.footDesc() + "print is a jagged mound of cracked stone and twisted steel; forming the wall of the " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " wide gore-filled crater you created. The basin of the crater \
     lined with with a smooth steel, glass, and bone aggregate. Steam rises from the mix as it cools and hardens";
  }
 });

 //paw area less than 2e14

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return (macro.pawArea < 2e14 ||
     hasAtleast(container, "Continent", 1)) &&
     macro.pawArea > 1e11 &&
     !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) && 
     isNonFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
      return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " turns day to night as you bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it sink deep into the ground and watch as a visible shockwave extends outwards, knocking over everything in its path. Your " + macro.footDesc() + "\
     continues sinking into the bedrock until only your enoumous calf is above where the ground was moments before. Two distict, concentric craters have formed below you. The inner one is a " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " image \
     of your "+ macro.footDesc() + " surrounded by irregular mountains that barely peek over the rim of the outer " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " across crater. Once you remove your " + macro.footDesc() + " from its molded print, you notice that \
     the bottom of the smaller crater is filled with deep ravines.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return (macro.pawArea < 2e14 ||
     hasAtleast(container, "Continent", 1)) &&
     macro.pawArea > 1e11 &&
     !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " turns day to night as you bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it sink deep into the ground and watch as a visible shockwave extends outwards, knocking over everything in its path. Your " + macro.footDesc() + "\
     continues sinking into the bedrock until only your enoumous blood-soaked calf is above where the ground was moments before. Two distict, concentric craters have formed below you. The inner one is a " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " image \
     of your "+ macro.footDesc() + " surrounded by irregular mountains of of broken concrete and steel that barely peek over the rim of the outer " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 3), unit, true) + " across crater. Once you remove your " + macro.footDesc() + " from its \
     molded print, you notice that the bottom of the smaller crater is filled with ravines that reach all the way to the mantle. With time, a supervolcano will form here.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return (macro.pawArea < 2e14 ||
     hasAtleast(container, "Continent", 1)) &&
     macro.pawArea > 1e11 &&
     !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     isGory(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " turns day to night as you bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it sink deep into the ground and watch as a visible shockwave extends outwards, knocking over everything in its path. The shrapnel riding behind the \
     shocwave rips thorugh the area, painting it in red. Your " + macro.footDesc() + " continues sinking into the bedrock until only your enoumous blood-soaked calf is above where the ground was moments before. Two distict, concentric craters have formed below you. The inner one is a \
     " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " image of your "+ macro.footDesc() + " surrounded by irregular mountains composed of broken concrete and steel that barely peek over the rim of the outer \
     " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " across crater. Once you remove your " + macro.footDesc() + " from its molded print, you notice that the bottom of the smaller crater is filled with ravines that reach all the way to the mantle. The lava \
     seeping upwards begins melting the steel, glass, concrete, and bone fragments that surround it.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return (macro.pawArea < 2e14 ||
     hasAtleast(container, "Continent", 1)) &&
     macro.pawArea > 1e11 &&
     !hasAtleast(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     isSadistic(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your massive " + macro.footDesc() + " turns day to night as you bring it down on "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". You feel it sink deep into the ground and watch as a visible shockwave extends outwards, knocking over everything in its path. The shrapnel riding behind the \
     shockave rips thorugh the area, painting it in red. Your " + macro.footDesc() + "continues sinking into the bedrock until only your enoumous blood-soaked calf is above where the ground was moments before. Two distict, concentric craters have formed below you. The inner one is a \
     " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " by "+ length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " image of your "+ macro.footDesc() + " surrounded by irregular mountains of of broken concrete and steel that barely peek over the rim of the outer \
     " + length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 2.5), unit, true) + " across crater. Once you remove your " + macro.footDesc() + " from its molded print, you notice that the bottom of the smaller crater is filled with ravines that reach all the way to the mantle. The lava \
     seeping upwards begins melting the steel, glass, concrete, and bone fragments that surround it. The simple act of slamming your " + macro.footDesc() + " down has created a " + (1e7 <= (Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 4) ? "planet-wide":length((Math.pow(macro.pawArea/Math.PI, .5)* 4), unit, true) + " wide") + " \
     wasteland.";
  }
 });

 // stomping a planet

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     hasOnly(container, ["Planet"]) &&
     isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You place your two unbelievably large " + macro.footDesc(true) + " around "+ container.describe(verbose) + " and begin to squeeze it between your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.toeDesc(true) + ". As you apply pressure, the captive globe \
    begins to bulge outward at the middle, and firmly press against its prison. Continuing to crush it, you feel the continents deform and magma begin to flow over the surface, fighting with and evaporating the oceans. As the last of the water drys up, the atmosphere thins and \
    spreads over your form, cooling the lava against the hard vacuum of space. Left with a crushed rocky orb between your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you start slowly increasing the pressure on the planet, and feel as it goes from a rough sphere to a rapidly crumbling pancake. The \
    remaining rock grinds away to dust as you massage your mighty " + macro.soleDesc(true) + " against each other.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     hasOnly(container, ["Planet"]) &&
     isGory(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You place your two unbelievably large " + macro.footDesc(true) + " around "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.soleDesc(true) + " spread across the surface of the planet, the civilization beneath breaks apart and lubricates the land.\
    You shift your " + macro.footDesc() + " for better grip and begin to squeeze the planet between your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.toeDesc(true) + ". As you apply pressure, the captive globe begins to bulge outward at the middle, \
    and press up against its prison. Continuing to crush it, you feel the continents deform and magma begin to flow over the surface. The surface warms beneath you, as the dwindling oceans fill with cooling stone. As the last of the water drys up, the atmosphere thins \
    and spreads over your form, cooling the remaining lava against the hard vacuum of space. Left with a crushed rocky orb between your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you start slowly increasing the pressure on the planet, and feel as it goes from a rough sphere to a rapidly \
    crumbling pancake. The remaining rock grinds away to dust as you massage your mighty " + macro.soleDesc(true) + " against each other.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     hasOnly(container, ["Planet"]) &&
     isSadistic(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You place your two unbelievably large " + macro.footDesc(true) + " around "+ container.describe(verbose) + ". As your " + macro.soleDesc(true) + " spread across the surface of the planet, the civilization beneath breaks apart and lubricates the land.\
    You shift your " + macro.footDesc() + " for better grip and begin to squeeze the planet between your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.toeDesc(true) + ". As you apply pressure, the captive globe begins to bulge outward at the middle, \
    and press up against its prison. Continuing to crush it, you feel the continents deform and magma begin to flow over the surface. The planet burns and dies below you, as the dwindling oceans fill with cooling stone. As the last of the water drys up, the atmosphere thins \
    and spreads over your form, cooling the remaining lava against the hard vacuum of space. Left with a crushed rocky orb between your " + macro.footDesc() + ", you start slowly increasing the pressure on the planet, and feel as it goes from a rough sphere to a rapidly \
    crumbling pancake. The remaining rock grinds away to dust as you massage your mighty " + macro.soleDesc(true) + " against each other.";
  }
 });

 rules["stomp"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
      return (hasAtleast(container, "Star", 1) ||
     hasAtleast(container, "Solar System", 1)) &&
     isFatal(macro);
  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You place your two " + length(macro.pawLength, unit, true) + " long " + macro.footDesc(true) + " around " + container.describe(verbose) + " and begin to squeeze " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " between your " + length(macro.pawWidth, unit, true) + " wide \
    " + macro.toeDesc(true) + ". The crushing gravity your " + macro.footDesc(true) + " generate is enough to vaporize your prey before your " + macro.toeDesc(true) + " even touch each other. As they come together, the energy crushes the remaining dust with enough pressure to form \
    new elements. Eventually nothing remains but the bottom of your " + macro.footDesc(true) + ".";
  }
 });

 // ANAL VORE

@@ -2173,6 +2543,133 @@ rules["anal-vore"].push({
  }
 });

 //Cock Vore

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return macro.dickMass <= 1000 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You snatch " + container.describe(verbose) + " from the ground and shove them inside your " + macro.describeDick + ". With a <i>sluurp</i> you pull them deep into your shaft. You watch as the bulge in your manhood \
    gets pulled closer to your body by powerful clenches, until it vanishes into your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy") + " balls.";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return macro.dickMass <= 50000 &&
     macro.dickMass > 1000 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You pluck " + container.describe(verbose) + " from the ground and shove them against the head of your " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " wide " + macro.describeDick + ". They struggle to escape your grasp, while your cockslit \
    opens and devours them with a <i>sluuurP</i>. You watch as the squirming bulge in your manhood travels down your shaft until it vanishes into your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy") + " balls.";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return macro.dickMass <= 5000000 &&
     macro.dickMass > 50000 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "Your gigantic fingers reach down and grab " + container.describe(verbose) + ". Holding them in your iron grip, you raise them to your awaitng " + macro.describeDick + ". As they struggle to escape, your cockslit opens wide and envelops your prey. Once it has swallowed everything, it clamps down and pulls those unfortunate enough to be in your shaft deep inside,\
    packing down its meal with muffled <i>snAps</i> and <i>CRRUnCHes</i>. Enventually your prey reaches the base of your cock, and everything left gets shoved into your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy") + " balls with a final mighty clench.";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return macro.dickMass <= 1e9 &&
     macro.dickMass > 5000000 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lay the " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " wide tip of your cock on the ground and thrust forward, filling your cock with " + container.describe(verbose) + ". The tip of your member bulges with its cargo. As you slowly clench to drag your prey into your bulging dick, the sensation of them rubbing against the inside of your cock causes you to release a glob of precum that lubricates your stretched passage. \
    After several more powerful clenches, you feel the bulge pass the halfway mark of your " + macro.describeDick + ". The speed of the bulge picks up, as the entirery of your captive prey has been thoughly lubricated. You feel them slide through your utethra, and shudder with anticipation as they approach your \
      " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy","mammoth") + " balls. Finally your meal reaches your body, and drops into your cum factories.";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return macro.dickMass <= 1e14 &&
     macro.dickMass > 1e9 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "You lay the " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " wide tip of your cock on the ground and grind it along the earth, ripping up the terrain and giving all in your path nowhere to go; except into your " + macro.describeDick + ". The colossal tip of your member bulges with " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As you slowly clench your mighty rod, you feel your prey shift and slide along the inside of your cum channel. \
    After a few more moments of pure pleasure, you feel the bulge pass the halfway mark of your tool. The speed of the bulge picks up, as the entirery of your captive prey has been compacted and lubricated by their journey. With every pull, a shudder of ecstasy goes up your spine, until those inside your cock finally reach their ultimate destination, \
    your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy", "mammoth") + " balls.";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return macro.dickMass <= 1e19 &&
     macro.dickMass > 1e14 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
      return "You lay your " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " across member on the terrain and begin using your mammoth dick muscles to create a mighty wind, pulling in the surrounding landscape, ripping up the terrain and pulling it within your " + macro.describeDick + ". The colossal slit at the tip of your staff opens wide as buildings, trees, and everything else gets sucked inside\
    . You feel the prey sliding down your cock rub against your utethra as they pass through. You can even see some of the larger buildings as small, quick moving bulges within your manhood. After several minutes of sucking, your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy", "mammoth") + " balls are filled by " + container.describe(verbose) + ". As you shift you cock off the ground, you \
    the satisfying weight of your prey bounce and jiggle within your sack.";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return (macro.dickMass <= 1e23 ||
     nothingLarger(container, "Continent")) &&
     macro.dickMass > 1e19 &&
     container.count > 0;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
      return "You lay your " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " across member on the planet and begin using your enourmous dick muscles to create a gigantic vacuum, pulling in the surrounding landscape, ripping up  huge chunks of the terrain and pulling them inside your " + macro.describeDick + ". The ginormous gaping slit at the tip of your colossal dick opens wide as cities, rivers, lakes, and mountains vanish into your depths. \
    A steady stream of steady unbroken friction rubs against the inside of your mammoth tool, almost causing you to black out from pleasure. As your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy", "mammoth") + " balls fill, you start slowing down your enormous contractions, until you have " + container.describe(verbose) + " captive within your stretched sack.";
  }
 });


 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     hasOnly(container, ["Planet"]) &&
    macro.dickGirth <= 2.5e14;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
      return "You shove your " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " wide throbbing cockhead against the planet as your greedy slit stretches wide. The globe shudders and begins to slowly enters your stretched hole. As you get closer and closer to covering an entire hemisphere with \
      your " + macro.describeDick + ", you feel the pressure rise. Shoving the planet inside your cock takes more and more effort, until with a final shove, you feel your tip of your dick pass the center of the sphere, and hold it snug. You stop to squeeze your shaft, and feel how far it has been stretched outward.\
      You begin flexing your cock to bring the world fully inside your enourmous prick, and after a few  more gulps, light ceases to fall on Earth. You help your cock along with its planetary feast by grabbing it and slowly pulling down the shaft, lodging the planet deeper, and deeper, and deeper within you.\
      After what seems like a lifetime of pleasure, the world finally reaches the base of your thick cock, and squeezes down into your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy", "mammoth") + " balls. You reach down and touch your sack, feeling it digest " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
    return hasExactly(container, "Planet", 1) &&
     hasOnly(container, ["Planet"]) &&
     macro.dickGirth > 2.5e14;

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
      return "You shove your " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " wide throbbing cockhead against the planet as your greedy slit stretches wide to envelop it. You feel it slowly enter your gaping hole and after a few massive clences of your " + macro.describeDick + ", light ceases to fall on Earth. \
      You run your fingers down you shaft, feeling the bulge, and massaging it along. The slurping of your cock pulls it toward your abdomen until it eventually runs out of length, and is squeezed down into your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy", "mammoth") + " balls. You reach down and touch your sack, feeling it digest " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["cock-vore"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro) {
     return hasAtleast(container, "Star", 1) ||
     hasAtleast(container, "Solar System", 1)

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
      return "You open your cumslit wide and let gravity fill your " + length(macro.dickDiameter, unit, true) + " wide throbbing cockhead with " + container.describe(verbose) + ". The tip of your cock closes and begins clenching to pull your prey deeper. \
      You run your fingers down your " + macro.describeDick + ", feeling it work its meal deeper within your shaft, and massaging it ensure everything inside continues towards your " + pickString("throbbing","churning","eager","awaiting","heavy", "mammoth") + " balls. \
      As your cock finishes its work, you feel the passage to your balls stretch wide, fill, and them empty as your balls fill, and begin the process of digestion.";
  }
 });

 //Ball Smother
  //Balls weigh 1,000kg or less
@@ -2461,8 +2958,6 @@ initial impact subsides you feel your enormous balls shift away from each other
  }
 });

 //cause night to fall over

 //Balls Weigh 1e20 kg or less

 rules["ball-smother"].push({
@@ -2597,8 +3092,9 @@ rules["ball-smother"].push({
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, obliterating " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " with your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls.  The gravity each of your orbs tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder. The many fragments of the collision \
 expand outward before being pulled back against your groin. The debris spread across your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood.";
    return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, obliterating " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " with \
    your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls.  The gravity each of your orbs tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder. The many fragments of the collision \
    expand outward before being pulled back against your groin. The debris spread across your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood.";
  }
 });

@@ -2609,7 +3105,306 @@ rules["ball-smother"].push({
     isSadistic(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, verbose, flat) {
    return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, decimating " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " with your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls.  The gravity each of your orbs ripping and tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder. The many fragments of the collision \
 expand outward before being pulled back against your groin. The debris spread across your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood.";
    return "The gravitational pull of your " + mass(macro.ballMass, unit, true) + " balls draw " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your sack, decimating " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " with \
    your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls.  The gravity each of your orbs ripping and tearing " + (container.count == 1 ? "it" : "them") + " asunder. The many fragments of the collision \
    expand outward before being pulled back against your groin. The debris spread across your sack, flattening and grinding until nothing remains but your colossal manhood.";
  }
 });

 //male orgasm

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) &&
     hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) &&
     isFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " erupts, shoving " + container.describe(verbose) + " them into a wall and drowning them in a $VOLUME-torrent of cum.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) &&
     hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " erupts, shoving " + container.describe(verbose) + " them into a wall; pinning them in place and suffocating them in a $VOLUME-torrent of cum.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return hasOnly(container, ["Person"]) &&
     hasExactly(container, "Person", 1) &&
     isSadistic(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " erupts, shoving " + container.describe(verbose) + " them into a wall; pinning  them in place with a $VOLUME-torrent of cum. As they gasp for breath, your cum fills their lungs and stomach. \
 Their form falls lifeless on the ground once your cumshot has ended.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 50 &&
     spurtVolume > 5 &&
     isNonFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " convulses as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum over " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 50 &&
     spurtVolume > 5 &&
     isFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " convulses as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", shoving your prey against a nearby building. As your stream tapers off, you see that none of your prey could withstand the pressure of your cumshot.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 50 &&
     spurtVolume > 5 &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " convulses as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", shoving your prey against a nearby building. As your stream tapers off, you see that none of your prey could withstand the pressure of your \
      cumshot. The rubble and hardening cum covering the wall holds your victims in place against the structure.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 50 &&
     spurtVolume > 5 &&
     isSadistic(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " convulses as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", crushing your prey against a nearby building. As your stream tapers off, you see that none of your prey could withstand the pressure of your \
      cumshot. The rubble and red-dyed cum covering the wall holds your victims in place against the structure.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 500 &&
     spurtVolume > 50 &&
     isNonFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " twitches wildy as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum into the air. A powerful white stream of musky fluid smashes into " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 500 &&
     spurtVolume > 50 &&
     isFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " twitches wildy as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum into the air. A powerful white stream of musky fluid smashes into " + container.describe(verbose) + ", crushing and downing them at the same time.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 500 &&
     spurtVolume > 50 &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " twitches wildy as it sprays $VOLUMEs of cum into the air. A powerful white stream of musky fluid smashes into " + container.describe(verbose) + ", compacting and mangling everything in its path. As your cumshot ends, \
      a thick stream of pink frothing fluids pours into nearby sewer drains, filling and clogging them.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 500 &&
     spurtVolume > 50 &&
     isSadistic(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " twitches wildy as it sprays $VOLUME of cum into the air. A powerful white stream of musky fluid smashes into " + container.describe(verbose) + ", compacting and mangling everything in its path. The sheer pressure propelling \
      your cum severs limbs and crumples steel. As your cumshot ends, a thick stream of pink frothing fluids pours into nearby sewer drains, filling and clogging them.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 5000 &&
     spurtVolume > 500 &&
     isNonFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.ballDiameter + " balls bounce and your " + macro.describeDick + "begins to twitch uncontrollably. Moments later a $VOLUME shower of jism is lobbed into the air. The rain of cum flows into the street and carries away " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 5000 &&
     spurtVolume > 500 &&
     isFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls bounce and your " + macro.describeDick + " begins to twitch uncontrollably. Moments later a $VOLUME shower of jism is lobbed into the air. The rain of cum flows into the street and carries away " + container.describe(verbose) + ".\
      Limbs and rubble float away on the jizz, vanishing into the storm drains and down the street.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 5000 &&
     spurtVolume > 500 &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls bounce and your " + macro.describeDick + " begins to twitch uncontrollably. Moments later a $VOLUME shower of jism is lobbed into the air. The rain of cum flows into the street and carries away " + container.describe(verbose) + ".\
      The torrent of jizz seeps away; leaving behind rubble and corpses.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 5000 &&
     spurtVolume > 500 &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls bounce and your " + macro.describeDick + " begins to twitch uncontrollably. Moments later a $VOLUME shower of jism is lobbed into the air. The rain of cum flows into the street and carries away " + container.describe(verbose) + ".\
      The torrent of jizz and blood seeps away; leaving behind rubble and corpses.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e6 &&
     spurtVolume > 5000 &&
     isNonFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls clench while your " + macro.describeDick + " bobs and spurts thick ropes of semen. $VOLUMEs of your splooge flood the area, enveloping " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e6 &&
     spurtVolume > 5000 &&
     isFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls clench while your " + macro.describeDick + " bobs and spurts thick ropes of semen. $VOLUMEs of your splooge flood the area, enveloping " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a suffocating \
      wave of jizz.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e6 &&
     spurtVolume > 5000 &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls clench while your " + macro.describeDick + " bobs and spurts thick ropes of semen. $VOLUMEs of your splooge flood the area, enveloping " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a suffocating \
      wave of jizz. The debris filled river of cum rages down the street, revealing more twisted steel and corpses with every building it brushes past.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e6 &&
     spurtVolume > 5000 &&
     isSadistic(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + length(macro.ballDiameter, unit, true) + " wide balls clench while your " + macro.describeDick + " bobs and spurts thick ropes of semen. $VOLUMEs of your splooge flood the area, enveloping " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a suffocating \
      wave of jizz. The debris filled river of cum and gore rages down the street, revealing more twisted steel and corpses with every building it brushes past.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e9 &&
     spurtVolume > 1e6 &&
     isNonFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " swells while your cumslit spews a massive unbroken river of semen. The twitching of your gargantuan cock sends your load in all directions. The mighty spurt of cum covers " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e9 &&
     spurtVolume > 1e6 &&
     isFatal(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " swells while your cumslit spews a massive unbroken river of semen. The twitching of your gargantuan cock sends your load in all directions. The mighty spurt of cum smashes apart " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e9 &&
     spurtVolume > 1e6 &&
     isGory(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " swells while your cumslit spews a massive unbroken river of semen. The twitching of your gargantuan cock sends your load in all directions. The mighty spurt of cum smashes apart " + container.describe(verbose) + " as \
      it flies through air. Those caught in its path are smashed to pieces and dragged away the intense currents. The sheer volume of fluid overwelmes the sewers; you see cum spew from manholes and strom drains for several blocks.";
  }
 });

 rules["male-orgasm"].push({
  "test": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
     return spurtVolume <= 1e9 &&
     spurtVolume > 1e6 &&
     isSadistic(macro);

  }, "desc": function(container, macro, spurtVolume) {
      return "You're cumming! Your " + macro.describeDick + " swells while your cumslit spews a massive unbroken river of semen. The twitching of your gargantuan cock sends your load in all directions. The mighty spurt of cum smashes apart " + container.describe(verbose) + " as \
      it flies through air. Those caught in its path are smashed to pieces and dragged away the intense currents. The sheer volume of fluid overwelmes the sewers; you see cum, gore, glass, and steel spew from manholes and strom drains for several blocks.";
  }
 });

 //--------TODO LIST-----

 //cum for skyscraper cum for single macro

 //precum

 //musk 

 //boobs 

 //waste

 //reduce military presence

 //more interactions for donning/doffing shoes

 //smaller approx units

 //home planet rules

 //moon, dead planet, dwarf planet, asteroid, gas giant

 //stomping interactions based on different footwear

 //commerical vehicles

 //more objects on city/town continent scale(maybe countries)

 //make unit prefrencerance a saved value