Moved all the description logic over.

game.js

@@ -573,12 +573,14 @@ function feed()
   var area = macro.handArea;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
 
-  var line = prey.eat(verbose)
+  var line = describe("eat", prey, macro, verbose)
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), false);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
-  var sound = "Ulp";
-  if (people < 3) {
+  var sound = "";
+  if (people == 0) {
+    sound = "";
+  } else if (people < 3) {
     sound = "Ulp.";
   } else if (people < 10) {
     sound = "Gulp.";
@@ -608,7 +610,7 @@ function stomp()
 {
   var area = macro.pawArea;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.stomp(verbose)
+  var line = describe("stomp", prey, macro, verbose)
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -646,10 +648,10 @@ function anal_vore()
   area = macro.assArea;
   var crushed = getPrey(biome,area);
 
-  var line1 = prey.anal_vore(verbose, macro.height);
+  var line1 = describe("anal-vore", prey, macro, verbose);
   var line1summary = summarize(prey.sum(), false);
 
-  var line2 = crushed.buttcrush(verbose);
+  var line2 = describe("ass-crush", crushed, macro, verbose);
   var line2summary = summarize(crushed.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -705,7 +707,7 @@ function breast_crush()
 {
   var area = macro.breastArea;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.breast_crush(verbose);
+  var line = describe("breast-crush", prey, macro, verbose);
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -739,7 +741,7 @@ function unbirth()
 {
   var area = macro.vaginaArea;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.unbirth(verbose)
+  var line = describe("unbirth", prey, macro, verbose)
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), false);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -776,7 +778,7 @@ function cockslap()
 {
   var area = macro.dickArea;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.cockslap(verbose)
+  var line = describe("cockslap", prey, macro, verbose)
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -811,7 +813,7 @@ function cock_vore()
 {
   var area = macro.dickGirth;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.cock_vore(verbose)
+  var line = describe("cock-vore", prey, macro, verbose)
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), false);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -847,7 +849,7 @@ function ball_smother()
 {
   var area = macro.ballArea * 2;
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.ball_smother(verbose)
+  var line = describe("ball-smother", prey, macro, verbose)
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -882,7 +884,7 @@ function male_orgasm(vol)
   var area = Math.pow(vol, 2/3);
 
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.male_orgasm(verbose).replace("$VOLUME",volume(vol,unit,false))
+  var line = describe("male-orgasm", prey, macro, verbose).replace("$VOLUME",volume(vol,unit,false))
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());
@@ -915,7 +917,7 @@ function female_orgasm(vol)
   var area = Math.pow(vol, 2/3);
 
   var prey = getPrey(biome, area);
-  var line = prey.female_orgasm(verbose).replace("$VOLUME",volume(vol,unit,false));
+  var line = describe("female-orgasm", prey, macro, verbose).replace("$VOLUME",volume(vol,unit,false));
   var linesummary = summarize(prey.sum(), true);
 
   var people = get_living_prey(prey.sum());

recursive-desc.js

@@ -1,97 +1,84 @@
-function configure(dict) {
-  foot = dict.foot;
+rules = {};
 
-}
+rules["eat"] = [];
+rules["stomp"] = [];
+rules["kick"] = [];
+rules["anal-vore"] = [];
+rules["ass-crush"] = [];
+rules["breast-crush"] = [];
+rules["unbirth"] = [];
+rules["cock-vore"] = [];
+rules["cockslap"] = [];
+rules["ball-smother"] = [];
+rules["male-orgasm"] = [];
+rules["female-orgasm"] = [];
 
-function subset(list1,list2) {
-  for (var i = 0; i < list1.length; i++) {
-    if (!list2.includes(list1[i])){
+function hasNothing(container, thing, amount) {
+  for (var key in container.contents) {
+    if (container.contents.hasOwnProperty(key))
       return false;
-    }
   }
+
   return true;
 }
 
-function seteq(list1,list2) {
-  return list1.length == list2.length && subset(list1,list2);
+function hasExactly(container, thing, amount) {
+  if (!container.contents.hasOwnProperty(thing) && amount == 0)
+    return true;
+  if (container.contents.hasOwnProperty(thing) && container.contents[thing].count == amount)
+    return true;
+  return false;
 }
 
-function getPreyNames(contents) {
-  prey = [];
+function describe(action, container, macro, verbose=true) {
+  options = [];
 
-  for (var key in contents) {
-    if (contents.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
-      prey.push(contents[key].name);
+  for (var i = 0; i < rules[action].length; i++) {
+    if(rules[action][i].test(container,macro)) {
+      options.push(rules[action][i].desc);
     }
   }
-  return prey;
-}
-
-function getPreyCounts(contents) {
-  prey = {};
 
-  for (var key in contents) {
-    if (contents.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
-      prey[contents[key].name] = contents[key].count;
-    }
+  if (options.length > 0)
+    return options[0](container, macro);
+  else {
+    return describeDefault(action, container, macro, verbose);
   }
-
-  return prey;
-}
-
-function containerEat(container,verbose=true) {
-  var preyNames = getPreyNames(container.contents);
-  var preyCounts = getPreyCounts(container.contents);
-  return "";
 }
 
-function personEat(person) {
-  if (person.count == 1) {
-    if (Math.random() > 0.5)
-      return "You hoist " + person.describe() + " into the air and stuff them down your gullet. Delicious!";
+function describeDefault(action, container, macro, verbose=true) {
+  switch(action) {
+    case "eat": return "You scoop up " + container.describe(verbose) + " and swallow " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole.";
+    case "stomp": return "You crush " + container.describe(verbose) + " underfoot.";
+    case "kick": return "You punt " + container.describe(verbose) + ", destroying " + (container.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + ".";
+    case "anal-vore": return "You sit yourself down on " + container.describe(verbose) + ". " + (container.count > 1 ? "They slide" : "It slides") + " inside with ease.";
+    case "ass-crush": return "Your heavy ass obliterates " + container.describe(verbose) + ". ";
+    case "breast-crush": return "Your heavy breasts obliterate " + container.describe(verbose) + ". ";
+    case "unbirth": return "You gasp as you slide " + container.describe(verbose) + " up your slit. ";
+    case "cock-vore": return "You stuff " + container.describe(verbose) + " into your throbbing shaft, forcing them down to your heavy balls.";
+    case "cockslap": return "Your swaying shaft crushes " + container.describe(verbose) + ". ";
+    case "ball-smother": return "Your weighty balls spread over " + container.describe(verbose) + ", smothering them in musk.";
+    case "male-orgasm": return "You're cumming! Your thick cock spurts out $VOLUME of seed, splooging " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
+    case "female-orgasm": return "You're cumming! Your moist slit sprays $VOLUME of slick femcum, splooging " + container.describe(verbose) + ".";
   }
-  else if (person.count <= 3) {
-    if (Math.random() > 0.5)
-      return "You reach down with both hands, snagging " + (person.count == 2 ? "two" : "three") + " meals. You savor their taste, " + person.describe() + " slipping past your lips and down your throat, one-by-one.";
-  }
-  else if (person.count < 5) {
-    if (Math.random() > 0.5)
-      return "You reach down and snatch up a fistful of snacks, stuffing " + person.count + " people into your maw and swallowing deeply.";
-  }
-
-  return "";
 }
 
-function personStomp(person) {
-  if (person.count == 1) {
-    var choice = Math.random();
-    if (choice < 0.2)
-      return "Your heavy paw smashes a " + person.describe() + " like a bug. Splat.";
-    else if (choice < 0.4)
-      return "A wayward step obliterates a " + person.describe();
-    else if (choice < 0.6)
-      return "You lunge at a " + person.describe() + " with your toes outstretched, squashing them flat.";
-  }
-  else if (person.count <= 3) {
-    if (Math.random() > 0.5)
-      return "Your paw comes down on " + person.describe() + ". " + (person.count == 2 ? "Both" : "All three") + " crunch beneath your heavy toes.";
-  }
+// EATING
 
-  return "";
-}
-
-function skyscraperAnalVore(skyscraper,verbose=true,height = 10) {
-  if (height < 5000) {
-    if (verbose)
-      return "You ease yourself down over the skyscraper, spreading your ass wide as you take it to the ground - then, with a powerful clench, snap it from its base. " + describe_all(skyscraper.contents) + " are sealed away in your ass.";
-    else
-      return "You ease yourself down over the skyscraper, spreading your ass wide as you take it to the ground - then, with a powerful clench, snap it from its base. ";
-  } else {
-    if (verbose)
-      return "You stuff the skyscraper up your ass with ease. Bad luck for " + describe_all(skyscraper.contents) + " inside.";
-    else
-      return "You stuff the skyscraper up your ass with ease.";
+rules["eat"].push({
+  "test": function(container, macro) {
+    return hasNothing(container);
+  },
+  "desc": function(container, macro) {
+    return "You scoop up...nothing. Oh well.";
   }
+});
 
-  return "";
-}
+rules["eat"].push({
+  "test": function(container, macro) {
+    return hasExactly(container, "Person", 1);
+  },
+  "desc": function(conatiner, macro) {
+    return "you eat them lol";
+  }
+});

recursive-macro.js

@@ -236,56 +236,6 @@ function distribution(min, max, samples) {
   return result;
 }
 
-/* default actions */
-
-function defaultStomp(thing) {
-  return function (verbose=true,height=10) { return "You crush " + thing.describe(verbose) + " underfoot."};
-}
-
-function defaultKick(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You punt " + thing.describe(verbose) + ", destroying " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + "."; }
-}
-
-function defaultEat(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You scoop up " + thing.describe(verbose) + " and swallow " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole."; }
-}
-
-function defaultAnalVore(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You sit yourself down on " + thing.describe(verbose) + ". " + (thing.count > 1 ? "They slide" : "It slides") + " inside with ease."; }
-}
-
-function defaultButtcrush(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "Your heavy ass obliterates " + thing.describe(verbose) + ". "; }
-}
-
-function defaultBreastCrush(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "Your heavy breasts obliterate " + thing.describe(verbose) + ". "; }
-}
-
-function defaultUnbirth(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You gasp as you slide " + thing.describe(verbose) + " up your slit. "; }
-}
-
-function defaultCockslap(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "Your swaying shaft crushes " + thing.describe(verbose) + ". "; }
-}
-
-function defaultCockVore(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You stuff " + thing.describe(verbose) + " into your throbbing shaft, forcing them down to your heavy balls."; }
-}
-
-function defaultBallSmother(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "Your weighty balls spread over " + thing.describe(verbose) + ", smothering them in musk."; }
-}
-
-function defaultMaleOrgasm(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You're cumming! Your thick cock spurts out $VOLUME of seed, splooging " + thing.describe(verbose) + "."; }
-}
-
-function defaultFemaleOrgasm(thing) {
-  return function(verbose=true,height=10) { return "You're cumming! Your moist slit sprays $VOLUME of slick femcum, splooging " + thing.describe(verbose) + "."; }
-}
-
 function defaultArea(thing) {
   return areas[thing.name];
 }
@@ -422,20 +372,7 @@ function Container(contents = []) {
     else
       return line;
   };
-
-  this.stomp = defaultStomp(this);
-  this.eat = defaultEat(this);
-  this.kick = defaultKick(this);
-  this.anal_vore = defaultAnalVore(this);
-  this.buttcrush = defaultButtcrush(this);
-  this.breast_crush = defaultBreastCrush(this);
-  this.unbirth = defaultUnbirth(this);
-  this.cockslap = defaultCockslap(this);
-  this.cock_vore = defaultCockVore(this);
-  this.ball_smother = defaultBallSmother(this);
-  this.male_orgasm = defaultMaleOrgasm(this);
-  this.female_orgasm = defaultFemaleOrgasm(this);
-
+  
   return this;
 }