diff --git a/satiate.js b/satiate.js
index 74d2b9f..18ecfb3 100644
--- a/satiate.js
+++ b/satiate.js
@@ -22,6 +22,11 @@ function print(lines) {
   log.scrollTop = log.scrollHeight;
 }
 
+function printRandom(list) {
+  let choice = Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)
+  print(list[choice])
+}
+
 function refresh() {
   updateRoom(state);
   updateStatDisplay(state.info, "world");
diff --git a/stories/fen-snack.js b/stories/fen-snack.js
index 29078fb..93f4cc2 100644
--- a/stories/fen-snack.js
+++ b/stories/fen-snack.js
@@ -32,6 +32,22 @@ stories.push({
       state.player.stats.health = {name: "Health", type: "meter", value: 100, min: 0, max: 100, color: "rgb(255,0,0)"};
       state.player.stats.stamina = {name: "Stamina", type: "meter", value: 100, min: 0, max: 100, color: "rgb(100,255,0)"};
 
+      startTimer({
+        id: "taunting",
+        func: state => {
+          printRandom([
+            ["The crux strokes over his snarling gut, enjoying your dwindling squirms."],
+            ["\"Enjoying yourself, meal?\"", "Your captor's oh-so-smug voice booms in your ears."]
+          ])
+          return 25000 + Math.random() * 10000;
+        },
+        delay: 5000,
+        loop: true,
+        classes: [
+          "alive"
+        ]
+      }, state);
+      
       startTimer({
         id: "movement",
         func: state => {
@@ -144,7 +160,7 @@ stories.push({
       }, state);
     },
     intro: state => {
-      print(["Hot, slimy walls ripple and squeeze, the stomach of your captor stewing you in a churning bath of chyme and acid. The blue crux made a late-night meal out of you with ease. You've only been trapped under the Fen's pelt for a few minutes...and it doesn't seem like you'll last much longer than that, either."]);
+      print(["Hot, slimy walls ripple and squeeze, the stomach of your captor stewing you in a churning bath of chyme and acid. The purple crux made a late-night meal out of you with ease. You've only been trapped under the Fen's pelt for a few minutes...but it doesn't seem like you'll make it until midnight."]);
       playSfx("sfx/stomach-churn.ogg");
     }
   },