Update the synonym picker

stories/geta-unaware.js

@@ -31,15 +31,18 @@
             return !status;
         }).length;
     }
+    
+    function pickRandom(list) {
+        return list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)];
+    }
 
-    function synonym(word) {
-        const choices = {
-            "slippery": ["slippery", "slimy", "slick", "glistening"],
-            "chews": ["chews", "crunches"],
-            "crushes": ["crushes", "pulverizes", "shatters", "smashes"]
-        }
-
-        return choices[word][Math.floor(Math.random() * choices[word].length)];
+    const word = {
+        get swallow() { return pickRandom(["swallow", "gulp"]); },
+        get slimy() { return pickRandom(["slimy", "sloppy", "slick", "glistening"])},
+        get disgusting() { return pickRandom(["disgusting", "abhorrent", "rank", "horrific", "nauseating", "sickening", "wretched"])},
+        get foul() { return pickRandom(["foul", "rank", "gross"])},
+        get fatal() { return pickRandom(["fatal", "deadly"])},
+        get painful() { return pickRandom(["painful", "agonizing", "unbearable"])}
     }
 
     function statLerp(stat, change, duration) {
@@ -541,7 +544,7 @@
             "maw": {
                 "id": "maw",
                 "name": "Geta's Maw",
-                "desc": "You've been slurped up into the fox's jaws",
+                "desc": "You've been slurped up into the fox's " + word.foul + " jaws",
                 "move": (room) => {
 
                 },
@@ -557,7 +560,7 @@
                     state.geta.swallowsLeft = 3 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 3);
                     state.geta.mawMovement = 1;
 
-                    print(["You slip into Geta's maw. He'll swallow you like the snack you are if you slip too far back, but crawl too far forward, and you'll meet his fangs..."])
+                    print(["You slip into Geta's maw; the atmosphere is " + word.disgusting + ". He'll swallow you alive if you slip too far back, but crawl too far forward, and you'll meet his fangs..."])
 
                     startTimer({
                         id: "maw-stamina",
@@ -638,7 +641,7 @@
                                     return false;
                                 } else {
                                     printRandom([
-                                        ["A light swallow drags a lump of chewed-up cereal into Geta's depths."],
+                                        ["A light swallow drags a lump of chewed-up cereal into Geta's " + word.fatal + " depths."],
                                         ["Geta swallows, dragging you closer to your demise."],
                                         ["Your captor's throat ripples as he gulps down his breakfast."]
                                     ]);
@@ -652,7 +655,7 @@
                             } else if (choice == "slurp") {
                                 statLerp("mawPos", -0.1, 250);
                                 printRandom([
-                                    ["A spoonful of cereal slips into the fox's " + synonym("slippery") + " maw."],
+                                    ["A spoonful of cereal slips into the fox's sloppy maw."],
                                     ["Geta slurps up some more of his breakfast."],
                                     ["You're shoved back a bit as Geta slurps up more cereal."]
                                 ]);
@@ -1101,7 +1104,7 @@
                             changeStat("health", -0.3 * state.geta.acidStrength);
 
                             if (getStat("health") <= 0) {
-                                print(["You're digested before too long."]);
+                                print(["You're gradually digested, merciful oblivion ending your torment in the " + word.disgusting + " depths of your captor..."]);
                                 goToRoom("digested");
                                 return false;
                             }