diff --git a/constants.js b/constants.js
index c5af33d..21b7c44 100644
--- a/constants.js
+++ b/constants.js
@@ -1207,9 +1207,26 @@ function createNewsFoodRate() {
 }
 
 function createNewsBuildingCount() {
+  Object.entries(newsBuildingCountText).forEach(([key, sets]) => {
+    for (let [i, set] of sets.entries()) {
+      const conditions = [];
 
+      conditions.push(state => state.belongings[key].count >= newsBuildingCountCutoffs[i]);
+
+      news.push({
+        condition: state => conditions.every(cond => cond(state)),
+        lines: set
+      })
+    }
+  });
 }
 
+const newsBuildingCountCutoffs = [
+  1,
+  25,
+  50,
+  100
+]
 const newsFoodRateText = [
   [
     state => "Your neighbors are complaining about the noise",
@@ -1224,6 +1241,32 @@ const newsFoodRateText = [
   ]
 ]
 
+const newsBuildingCountText = {
+  micro: [
+    [
+      state => "Micro-only diet: fad or fact? Our experts weigh in."
+    ],
+    [
+      state => "\"I don't have a problem,\" says macro eating " + showBuilding("micro") + " per second",
+      state => "\"Isn't it weird how macros eat so many micros?\" asked confused citizen. \"Like, doesn't that mean they're double micros?\""
+    ],
+    [
+      state => "Local macro celebrated for cleaning up the \"unending tide\" of micros"
+    ],
+    [
+      state => "That's a lot of micros."
+    ]
+  ],
+  anthro: [
+    [
+      state => "\"Nobody liked those guys anyway\" - few people concerned about " + macroDesc.name + "'s newly-acquired taste for people"
+    ],
+    [
+      state => "#FeedThe" + capitalize(macroDesc.species) + " is trending on Twitter."
+    ]
+  ],
+}
+
 const powerups = {
   "instant-food": {
     name: "Free Food",
diff --git a/gorge.js b/gorge.js
index 5819230..17448a6 100644
--- a/gorge.js
+++ b/gorge.js
@@ -2,6 +2,11 @@
 
 const belongings = {};
 
+const macroDesc = {
+  name: "Fen",
+  species: "crux"
+}
+
 const ownedUpgrades = {};
 const remainingUpgrades = [];
 let showOwnedUpgrades = false;
diff --git a/util.js b/util.js
index be32c59..c7f426f 100644
--- a/util.js
+++ b/util.js
@@ -39,3 +39,13 @@ function deepFreeze(object) {
 
   return Object.freeze(object);
 }
+
+function showBuilding(key) {
+  let count = belongings[key].count;
+  let name = count == 1 ? buildings[key].name : buildings[key].plural;
+  return count + " " + name.toLowerCase()
+}
+
+function capitalize(string) {
+  return string[0].toUpperCase() + string.slice(1)
+}