diff --git a/constants.js b/constants.js
index f65a2ef..09500e4 100644
--- a/constants.js
+++ b/constants.js
@@ -1154,7 +1154,7 @@ const helperUpgradeText = {
     town: [
       {
         name: "Mayors",
-        desc: "Vote!"
+        desc: "I Vored"
       }
     ],
     city: [
@@ -1169,6 +1169,60 @@ const helperUpgradeText = {
         desc: "Blueprints? Chewprints."
       }
     ],
+    county: [
+      {
+        name: "Survey Crews",
+        desc: "You don't want to chip a tooth on a hard bit of rock, now do you?"
+      }
+    ],
+    state: [
+      {
+        name: "Census Takers",
+        desc: "Population: You"
+      }
+    ],
+    country: [
+      {
+        name: "Senators",
+        desc: "Lobbying for a better, tastier future"
+      }
+    ],
+    continent: [
+      {
+        name: "Drifters",
+        desc: "Because of continental drift. Duh."
+      }
+    ],
+    planet: [
+      {
+        name: "Geologists",
+        desc: "Turns out that the mantle is actually REALLY TASTY"
+      }
+    ],
+    "solar-system": [
+      {
+        name: "Astronauts",
+        desc: "With enough effort, the moon WILL be turned to cheese"
+      }
+    ],
+    galaxy: [
+      {
+        name: "Voyagers",
+        desc: "Boldly snacking where no macro has snacked before"
+      }
+    ],
+    universe: [
+      {
+        name: "Reality Warpers",
+        desc: "I'm pretty sure this is heretical..."
+      }
+    ],
+    multiverse: [
+      {
+        name: "Fractal Servants",
+        desc: "So very many!"
+      }
+    ]
   }
 }