diff --git a/src/App.vue b/src/App.vue
index 1e27cec..e37ccf1 100644
--- a/src/App.vue
+++ b/src/App.vue
@@ -52,10 +52,19 @@ export default class App extends Vue {
         Charm: 60
       }
     })
+    const cleric = new Creatures.Human(new ProperNoun('Cleric'), FemalePronouns, {
+      stats: {
+        Toughness: 35,
+        Power: 40,
+        Speed: 25,
+        Willpower: 90,
+        Charm: 50
+      }
+    })
 
     this.left = fighter
     this.right = new Creatures.Withers()
-    this.combatants = [this.left, this.right, wizard, rogue]
+    this.combatants = [this.left, this.right, wizard, rogue, cleric]
     console.log(this.left)
     console.log(this.right)
   }
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/human.ts b/src/game/creatures/human.ts
index 0b64ae2..c99f749 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/human.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/human.ts
@@ -1,22 +1,25 @@
-import { Creature, POV, Entity } from '../entity'
-import { Stat, Damage, DamageType, ConstantDamageFormula, Vigor, Stats } from '../combat'
-import { MalePronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs, Noun, Pronoun } from '../language'
-import { LogLine, LogLines } from '../interface'
-import { VoreType, Stomach, Bowels } from '../vore'
-import { StatTest } from '../combat/tests'
-import { AttackAction, TransferAction, FeedAction } from '../combat/actions'
+import { Creature } from '../entity'
+import { Damage, DamageType, ConstantDamageFormula, Vigor, Stats, Vigors } from '../combat'
+import { MalePronouns, Noun, Pronoun } from '../language'
+import { VoreType } from '../vore'
+import { AttackAction } from '../combat/actions'
 
 export class Human extends Creature {
   constructor (name: Noun, pronouns: Pronoun, options: {
+    vigors?: Vigor;
     stats?: Stats;
   } = {}) {
-    let stats
+    let vigors: Vigors
+    let stats: Stats
+    if (options.vigors === undefined) {
+      vigors = { Health: 100, Stamina: 100, Resolve: 100 }
+    }
     if (options.stats === undefined) {
       stats = { Toughness: 20, Power: 20, Speed: 20, Willpower: 20, Charm: 20 }
     } else {
       stats = options.stats
     }
-    super(name, MalePronouns, stats, new Set([VoreType.Oral, VoreType.Anal]), new Set([VoreType.Oral, VoreType.Anal]), 25)
+    super(name, pronouns, stats, new Set([VoreType.Oral, VoreType.Anal]), new Set([VoreType.Oral, VoreType.Anal]), 25)
     this.actions.push(new AttackAction(new ConstantDamageFormula(
       new Damage(
         { amount: 20, target: Vigor.Health, type: DamageType.Slash }
diff --git a/src/game/creatures/withers.ts b/src/game/creatures/withers.ts
index 887ed39..a2fbf02 100644
--- a/src/game/creatures/withers.ts
+++ b/src/game/creatures/withers.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { Creature, POV, Entity } from '../entity'
 import { Stat, Damage, DamageType, ConstantDamageFormula, Vigor, Side, PairAction, CombatTest, GroupAction } from '../combat'
-import { MalePronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs, ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, FemalePronouns } from '../language'
+import { MalePronouns, ImproperNoun, POVPair, POVPairArgs, ProperNoun, TheyPronouns, FemalePronouns, RandomWord, Adjective } from '../language'
 import { LogLine, LogLines, LogEntry } from '../interface'
 import { VoreType, Stomach, Bowels, Container } from '../vore'
 import { StatTest } from '../combat/tests'
@@ -8,6 +8,15 @@ import { AttackAction, TransferAction, FeedAction } from '../combat/actions'
 import { TogetherCondition } from '../combat/conditions'
 import { InstantKill } from '../combat/effects'
 
+const huge = new RandomWord([
+  new Adjective('massive'),
+  new Adjective('colossal'),
+  new Adjective('big ol\''),
+  new Adjective('heavy'),
+  new Adjective('crushing'),
+  new Adjective('huge')
+])
+
 class BiteAction extends AttackAction {
   constructor () {
     super(new ConstantDamageFormula(new Damage({ amount: 50, type: DamageType.Slash, target: Vigor.Health })))
@@ -18,8 +27,8 @@ class BiteAction extends AttackAction {
 class StompAction extends GroupAction {
   lines: POVPair<Creature, Creature> = new POVPair([
     [[POV.First, POV.Third], (user: Creature, target: Creature) => new LogLine(`You flatten ${target.name} under your foot!`)],
-    [[POV.Third, POV.First], (user: Creature, target: Creature) => new LogLine(`${user.name.capital} flattens you under ${user.pronouns.possessive} foot!`)],
-    [[POV.Third, POV.Third], (user: Creature, target: Creature) => new LogLine(`${user.name.capital} flattens ${target.name} under ${user.pronouns.possessive} foot!`)]
+    [[POV.Third, POV.First], (user: Creature, target: Creature) => new LogLine(`${user.name.capital} flattens you under ${user.pronouns.possessive} ${huge} foot!`)],
+    [[POV.Third, POV.Third], (user: Creature, target: Creature) => new LogLine(`${user.name.capital} flattens ${target.name} under ${user.pronouns.possessive} ${huge} foot!`)]
   ])
 
   execute (user: Creature, target: Creature): LogEntry {
diff --git a/src/game/language.ts b/src/game/language.ts
index 969ec78..9a2619c 100644
--- a/src/game/language.ts
+++ b/src/game/language.ts
@@ -73,6 +73,15 @@ interface WordOptions {
     count: boolean;
 }
 
+const emptyConfig: WordOptions = {
+  capital: false,
+  count: false,
+  kind: NounKind.Specific,
+  plural: false,
+  proper: false,
+  vowel: VowelSound.Default
+}
+
 export type TextLike = { toString: () => string }
 
 // updates as needed
@@ -96,61 +105,98 @@ export class DynText {
     return (this.parts.map(part => part.toString())).join('')
   }
 }
-export class Noun implements Pluralizable {
-  constructor (private singularNoun: string, private pluralNoun: string|null = null, private options: WordOptions = { plural: false, capital: false, proper: false, kind: NounKind.Specific, vowel: VowelSound.Default, count: true }) {
+
+export abstract class Word {
+  constructor (public opt: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
 
   }
 
-  get capital (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  abstract configure (opts: WordOptions): Word;
+  abstract toString (): string;
+
+  // These functions are pure; they don't mutate the original object.
+  // This is necessary to avoid causing chaos.
+
+  get capital (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.capital = true
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get plural (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get plural (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.plural = true
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get proper (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get proper (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.proper = true
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get improper (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get improper (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.proper = false
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get specific (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get specific (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.kind = NounKind.Specific
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get nonspecific (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get nonspecific (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.kind = NounKind.Nonspecific
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get all (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get all (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.kind = NounKind.All
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
   }
 
-  get uncountable (): Noun {
-    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.options)
+  get uncountable (): Word {
+    const opts: WordOptions = Object.assign({}, this.opt)
     opts.count = false
-    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
+    return this.configure(opts)
+  }
+}
+
+export class RandomWord extends Word {
+  private last: number
+
+  constructor (public choices: Array<Word>, opt: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
+    super(opt)
+    this.last = -1
+  }
+
+  configure (opts: WordOptions): Word {
+    return new RandomWord(this.choices, opts)
+  }
+
+  toString (): string {
+    let choice
+
+    do {
+      choice = Math.floor(Math.random() * this.choices.length)
+    } while (choice === this.last)
+
+    this.last = choice
+    return this.choices[choice].configure(this.opt).toString()
+  }
+}
+
+export class Noun extends Word {
+  constructor (private singularNoun: string, private pluralNoun: string|null = null, private options: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
+    super(options)
   }
 
-  get isPlural (): boolean {
-    return this.options.plural
+  configure (opts: WordOptions): Word {
+    return new Noun(this.singularNoun, this.pluralNoun, opts)
   }
 
   toString (): string {
@@ -208,6 +254,20 @@ export class ProperNoun extends Noun {
   }
 }
 
+export class Adjective extends Word {
+  constructor (private adjective: string, opt: WordOptions = emptyConfig) {
+    super(opt)
+  }
+
+  configure (opts: WordOptions): Word {
+    return new Adjective(this.adjective, opts)
+  }
+
+  toString (): string {
+    return this.adjective
+  }
+}
+
 interface PronounDict {
     subjective: string;
     objective: string;